NetLingo List of Chat Acronyms & Text Shorthand

a.k.a. Internet acronyms, text message jargon, abbreviations, initialisms, cyberslang, leetspeak, SMS code, textese

With hundreds of millions of people texting regularly, it's no wonder you've seen this cryptic looking code! Commonly used wherever people get online -- including IMing, SMSing, cell phones, Blackberries, PDAs, Web sites, games, newsgroup postings, in chat rooms, on blogs, or on social media -- these abbreviations are used by people around the world to communicate with each other. NetLingo is also tracking a global list of worldwide text terms and international online jargon!

Acronyms have always been an integral part of computer culture, and they have since spawned a new language on the Internet. Commonly thought of as a series of letters that make up a 'word' there is a distinction between acronyms and shorthand.
The actual definition of an acronym and text shorthand is here.

Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"

  • !
    I have a comment
  • #FF
    Follow Friday
  • (U)
    it means arms around you, hug for you
  • *$
    Starbucks
  • **//
    it means wink wink, nudge nudge
  • ,!!!!
    Talk to the hand
  • 02
    Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02
  • 10Q
    Thank you
  • 1174
    Nude club
  • 121
    One to one
  • 1337
    Elite -or- leet -or- L337
  • 14
    it refers to the fourteen words
  • 142n8ly
    Unfortunately
  • 143
    I love you
  • 1432
    I Love You Too
  • 14AA41
    One for All and All for One
  • 182
    I hate you
  • 187
    it means murder/ homicide
  • 19
    0 hand
  • 1daful
    it means wonderful
  • 2
    it means to, too, two
  • 20
    Location
  • 24/7
    Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time
  • 2b
    To be
  • 2B or not 2B
    To Be Or Not To Be
  • 2b@
    To Be At
  • 2BZ4UQT
    Too Busy For You Cutey
  • 2B~not2B
    To be or not to be
  • 2d4
    To die for
  • 2day
    Today
  • 2DLoo
    Toodle oo
  • 2G2B4G
    Too Good To Be Forgotten
  • 2G2BT
    Too Good To Be True
  • 2moro
    Tomorrow
  • 2nite
    Tonight
  • 2QT
    Too Cute
  • 2U2
    To You Too
  • 303
    Mom
  • 4
    For, Four
  • 404
    I haven't a clue
  • 411
    Information
  • 420
    Marijuana
  • 459
    I love you
  • 4COL
    For Crying Out Loud
  • 4e
    Forever
  • 4EAE
    ForEver And Ever
  • 4eva
    Forever
  • 4ever
    Forever
  • 4NR
    Foreigner
  • 4Q
    F*** You
  • 511
    Too much information
  • 53X
    Sex
  • 5FS
    5 Finger Salute
  • 747
    Let's Fly
  • 8
    it means ate, it also refers to oral sex
  • 831
    I Love You
  • 86
    Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
  • 88
    Hugs and kisses
  • 8t
    it means it
  • 9
    Parent is watching
  • 99
    Parent is no longer watching
  • ::poof::
    I'm gone
  • <3
    it's a heart
  • =
    it means reply
  • ?
    I have a question
  • ?^
    Hook up?
  • @
    it means at -or- it means reply to
  • @+
    French equivalent of CUL8R
  • @TEOTD
    At The End Of The Day
  • A/N
    Author's Note
  • A/S/L/P
    Age/Sex/Location/Picture
  • A2D
    Agree to Disagree
  • A3
    Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
  • AAAAA
    American Association Against Acronym Abuse
  • AAF
    As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
  • AAK
    Asleep At Keyboard
  • AAMOF
    As A Matter Of Fact
  • AAMOI
    As A Matter Of Interest
  • AAR
    At Any Rate
  • AAR8
    At Any Rate
  • AAS
    Alive And Smiling
  • AATK
    Always At The Keyboard
  • AAYF
    As Always, Your Friend
  • AB
    Ass Backwards -or- Ah Bless
  • ab/abt
    about
  • ABC
    Always Be Creating/Communicating -or- Accept, Believe, Confess
  • ABH
    Anywhere But Here
  • ABITHIWTITB
    A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
  • ABK
    Always Be Knolling
  • ABT2
    About To
  • ACD
    Alt Control Delete
  • ACE
    Access Control Entry
  • ACK
    Acknowledgement
  • ACORN
    A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
  • ADAD
    Another Day Another Dollar
  • ADBB
    All Done Bye Bye
  • add
    Address
  • addy
    address
  • ADIDAS
    All Day I Dream About Sex
  • ADIH
    Another Day In Hell
  • ADIP
    Another Day In Paradise
  • ADM
    Aye Dios Mio
  • ADN
    Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
  • ADR
    Address
  • ADVD
    Advised
  • AEAP
    As Early As Possible
  • AF
    As F***
  • AFAGAY
    A Friend As Good As You
  • AFAHMASP
    A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
  • AFAIC
    As Far As I'm Concerned
  • AFAICS
    As Far As I Can See
  • AFAICT
    As Far As I Can Tell
  • AFAIK
    As Far As I Know
  • AFAIR
    As Far As I Remember
  • AFAIU
    As Far As I Understand
  • AFAIUI
    As Far As I Understand It
  • AFAP
    As Far As Possible
  • AFAYC
    As Far As You're Concerned
  • AFC
    Away From Computer
  • AFDN
    Any F***ing Day Now
  • AFGO
    Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
  • AFIAA
    As Far As I Am Aware
  • AFINIAFI
    A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
  • AFJ
    April Fools Joke
  • AFK
    Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
  • AFPOE
    A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
  • AFT
    About F***ing Time
  • AFU
    All F***ed Up
  • AFW
    Away From Window
  • AFZ
    Acronym Free Zone
  • AGB
    Almost Good Bridge
  • AGKWE
    And God Knows What Else
  • AI
    Artificial Intelligence -or- As If
  • AIAMU
    And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
  • aight
    all right
  • AIH
    As It Happens
  • AIMB
    As I Mentioned Before
  • AIMP
    Always In My Prayers
  • AISB
    As I Said Before
  • AISE
    As I Said Earlier
  • AISI
    As I See It
  • AITR
    Adult In The Room
  • AKA or a.k.a.
    Also Known As
  • ALAP
    As Late As Possible
  • alcon
    All Concerned
  • ALOL
    Actually Laughing Out Loud
  • ALOTBSOL
    Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  • ALTG
    Act Locally, Think Globally
  • ALW
    Ain't Life Wonderful
  • AMA
    Ask Me Anything
  • AMAP
    As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
  • AMBW
    All My Best Wishes
  • AMF
    Adios Mother F***er
  • AML
    All My Love
  • AMRMTYFTS
    All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
  • ANFAWFOS
    And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
  • ANFSCD
    And Now For Something Completely Different
  • ANGB
    Almost Nearly Good Bridge
  • AOAS
    All Of A Sudden
  • AOB
    Abuse Of Bandwidth
  • AON
    Apropos Of Nothing
  • AOR
    Agency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock
  • AOYP
    Angel On Your Pillow
  • AP
    Apple Pie
  • APAC
    Asia-Pacific
  • AR
    Action Required
  • AS
    Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
  • ASAFP
    As Soon As F***ing Possible
  • ASAMOF
    As A Matter Of Fact
  • ASAP
    As Soon As Possible
  • ASAYGT
    As Soon As You Get This
  • ASL
    Age/Sex/Location
  • ASLMH
    Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
  • ATAB
    Ain't That A Bitch
  • ATBIMS
    All These Bitches Is My Sons
  • ATC
    Any Two Cards
  • ATM
    At The Moment -or- Ass To Mouth
  • ATSL
    Along The Same Line
  • ATST
    At The Same Time
  • ATW
    All The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend
  • ATWD
    Agree That We Disagree
  • AUNT
    And U Know This
  • AUNTM
    And U Know This Man
  • AWC
    After While, Crocodile
  • AWGTHTGTTA
    Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
  • AWHFY
    Are We Having Fun Yet?
  • AWLTP
    Avoiding Work Like The Plague
  • AWNIAC
    All We Need Is Another Chair
  • AWOL
    Absent Without Leave
  • AWTTW
    A Word To The Wise
  • ax
    it means across
  • AYC
    Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
  • AYCE
    All You Can Eat
  • AYFKMWTS
    Are You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh**
  • AYK
    As You Know
  • AYMM
    Are You My Mother
  • AYOR
    At Your Own Risk
  • AYSOS
    Are You Stupid Or Something
  • AYTMTB
    And You're Telling Me This Because
  • AYV
    Are You Vertical?
  • B
    Be
  • B&E
    Breaking & Entering
  • B&F
    Back and Forth
  • B/C
    Because
  • B/W
    Between
  • B2A
    Business-to-Anyone
  • B2B
    Business-to-Business
  • B2B2C
    Business-to-Business-to-Consumer
  • B2C
    Business-to-Consumer
  • B2D
    Business-to-Distributor
  • B2E
    Business-to-Employee
  • B2G
    Business-to-Government
  • B4
    Before
  • B4N
    Bye For Now
  • B4U
    Before You
  • B4YKI
    Before You Know It
  • B@U or BAK@U
    Back at You
  • BABY
    Being Annoyed By You
  • BAC
    Bad Ass Chick
  • BAE
    Before Anyone Else
  • BAESBO
    Before Anyone Else So Back Off
  • BAG
    Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
  • BAK
    Back At Keyboard
  • BAMF
    Bad Ass Mother F***er
  • banana
    it means penis
  • BARB
    Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
  • BASE
    Buildings, Antennas, Spans, Earth
  • BAU
    Business As Usual
  • BB
    Be Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be
  • BB4N
    Bye Bye for Now
  • BBAMFIC
    Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBB
    Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
  • BBBG
    Bye Bye Be Good
  • BBFBBM
    Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
  • BBFN
    Bye Bye for Now
  • BBIAB
    Be Back In A Bit
  • BBIAF
    Be Back In A Few
  • BBIAS
    Be Back In A Sec
  • BBIAW
    Be Back In A While
  • BBL
    Be Back Later
  • BBMFIC
    Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
  • BBQ
    Bar-B-Que -or- Barbeque
  • BBR
    Burnt Beyond Repair
  • BBS
    Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
  • BBSD
    Be Back Soon Darling
  • BBSL
    Be Back Sooner or Later
  • BBT
    Be Back Tomorrow
  • BBW
    Big Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman
  • BC
    Because
  • BCBG
    Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle
  • BCBS
    Big Company, Big School
  • BCNU
    Be Seeing You
  • bcoz
    because
  • BD
    Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
  • BDBI5M
    Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
  • BDC
    Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
  • BDE
    Big Dick Energy
  • BDN
    Big Damn Number
  • BDOA
    Brain Dead On Arrival
  • BDSM
    Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism
  • BEG
    Big Evil Grin
  • beos
    Nudge
  • BF
    Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
  • BF4L
    Best Friends For Life
  • BFBO
    Blinding Flash of the Bloody Obvious
  • BFD
    Big F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster
  • BFE
    Bum F*** Egypt
  • BFF
    Best Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral
  • BFFN
    Best Friends For Now
  • BFFTTE
    Best Friends Forever Til The End
  • BFG
    Big F***ing Gun
  • BFN
    Bye For Now
  • BFR
    Big F***ing Rock
  • BG
    Be Good
  • BGBC
    Be Glad Be Cheerful
  • BGF
    Best GirlFriend
  • BHAG
    Big Hairy Audacious Goal
  • BHG
    Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
  • BHIMBGO
    Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
  • BHOF
    Bald Headed Old Fart
  • BI
    Business Intelligence
  • BI5
    Back In Five
  • BIBI
    Bye Bye
  • BIBLE
    Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
  • BIBO
    Beer In, Beer Out
  • BIF
    Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
  • BIL
    Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
  • BIO
    Bring It On
  • BIOIYA
    Break It Off In Your Ass
  • BION
    Believe It Or Not
  • BIOYA
    Blow It Out Your Ass
  • BIOYE
    Blow It Out Your Ear
  • BIOYIOP
    Blow It Out Your I/O Port
  • BIOYN
    Blow it Out Your Nose
  • BITCH
    Basically In The Clear Homey
  • BITD
    Back In The Day
  • BITFOB
    Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
  • BIZ
    it means Business
  • BJ
    Blow Job
  • BKA
    Better Known As
  • BL
    Belly Laughing
  • BLBBLB
    Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
  • Blkbry
    Blackberry
  • BLZRD
    it means blizzard
  • BM
    Byte Me
  • BMF
    Bad Mother F***er
  • BMGWL
    Busting My Gut With Laughter
  • BMOC
    Big Man On Campus
  • BMOF
    Bite Me Old Fart
  • BMOTA
    Byte Me On The Ass
  • BMS
    Baby Making Sex
  • BMW
    B*tch, Moan, Whine
  • BN
    Been -or- Being
  • BNDN
    Been Nowhere Done Nothing
  • BNF
    Big Name Fan
  • BO
    Bug Off -or- Body Odor
  • BOAISY
    Bend Over And I'll Show You
  • BOAT
    Bust Out Another Thousand
  • BOB
    Battery Operated Boyfriend
  • BOBFOC
    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
  • BOCTAAE
    But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
  • BOD
    Benefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors
  • BOFH
    Bastard Operator From Hell
  • BOHICA
    Bend Over Here It Comes Again
  • BON
    Believe it Or Not
  • book
    it means cool
  • BOTEC
    Back Of The Envelope Calculation
  • BOTL
    Bra On The Loose
  • BOTOH
    But On The Other Hand
  • BOTUS
    Bot Of The United States
  • BPLM
    Big Person Little Mind
  • BR
    Bathroom
  • BRB
    Be Right Back
  • BRICS
    Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa
  • BRL
    Belly Roll Laughs
  • BRO
    Be Right Over
  • BRT
    Be Right There
  • BRUF
    Big Requirements Up Front
  • BS
    Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
  • BSAAW
    Big Smile And A Wink
  • BSBD&NE
    Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
  • BSEG
    Big Sh** Eating Grin
  • BSF
    But Seriously, Folks
  • BSOD
    Blue Screen of Death
  • BT
    Byte This
  • BTA
    But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
  • BTD
    Bored To Death
  • BTDT
    Been There Done That
  • BTDTGTS
    Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
  • BTFLDY
    it means beautiful day
  • BTFO
    Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
  • BTHOOM
    Beats The Heck Out Of Me
  • BTN
    Better Than Nothing
  • BTOIYA
    Be There Or It's Your Ass
  • BTR
    Better
  • BTSOOM
    Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
  • BTTT
    Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
  • BTW
    By The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair
  • BTWBO
    Be There With Bells On
  • BTWITIAILWU
    By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
  • BTYC
    Better Than You Can
  • BTYD
    Better Than You Do
  • BUFF
    Big Ugly Fat F***
  • buhbye
    bye
  • bump
    Bring Up My Post
  • BW
    Best Wishes
  • BWDIK
    But What Do I Know
  • BWI
    But What If
  • BWL
    Bursting With Laughter
  • BWO
    Black, White or Other
  • BWTM
    But Wait, There's More
  • BYAM
    Between You And Me
  • BYKI
    Before You Know It
  • BYKT
    But You Knew That
  • BYOA
    Bring Your Own Advil
  • BYOB
    Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
  • BYOD
    Bring Your Own Device
  • BYOP
    Bring Your Own Pencil
  • BYOW
    Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
  • BYTME
    Better You Than ME
  • BZ
    Busy
  • C
    it means see, it's also a programming language
  • c ya
    see ya
  • c%d
    it means could
  • c%l
    it means cool
  • C&G
    Chuckle and Grin
  • C-P
    Sleepy
  • C-T
    City
  • C/P
    Cross Post
  • C/S
    Change of Subject
  • C4N
    Ciao For Now
  • CAAC
    Cool As A Cucumber
  • CAS
    Crack A Smile
  • CB
    Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
  • CBB
    Can't Be Bothered
  • CBF
    Can't Be F***ed
  • CBJ
    Covered Blow Job
  • CBM
    Covered By Medicare
  • cc
    carbon copy
  • CD
    Carpe diem -or- Compact Disc
  • CD9
    Code 9 - it means parents are around
  • CF
    Coffee Freak -or- Cluster F***
  • CFV
    Call For Vote
  • CHA
    Click Here Asshole
  • chillaxin
    it means chilling and relaxing
  • chln
    it means chilling or to be chill
  • CIAO
    Goodbye (in Italian)
  • CICO
    Coffee In, Coffee Out
  • CICYHW
    Can I Copy Your Home Work
  • CID
    Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
  • CIL
    Check In Later
  • CINBA
    Clad In Naught But Air
  • CIO
    Check It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer
  • CITO
    Cache In, Trash Out
  • CLD
    it means cold
  • CLM
    Career Limiting Move
  • CM
    Call Me
  • CMAO
    Chortling My Ass Off
  • CMAP
    Cover My Ass Partner
  • CMB
    Call Me Back
  • CMF
    Count My Fingers
  • CMIW
    Correct Me if I'm Wrong
  • CMU
    Crack Me Up
  • CN
    Can
  • CNP
    Continued in Next Post
  • COB
    Close Of Business
  • COBRAS
    Come On By Right After School
  • COD
    Change Of Dressing
  • Cof$
    Church of Scientology
  • CofS
    Church of Scientology
  • COL
    Chuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud
  • coo
    short for cool
  • COS
    Change Of Subject -or- it means because
  • COT
    Circle Of Trust
  • CPG
    Consumer Packaged Goods
  • CQRT
    Security
  • CQTS
    Chuckling Quietly To Self
  • CRAFT
    Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
  • CRAP
    Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
  • CRAT
    Can't Remember A Thing
  • CRAWS
    Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
  • CRB
    Come Right Back
  • CRBT
    Crying Real Big Tears
  • CRD
    Caucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency
  • CRDTCHCK
    Credit Check
  • CRS
    Can't Remember Sh** -or- Cockney Rhyming Slang
  • CRTLA
    Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
  • CS
    Career Suicide
  • CS&F
    Cute Sexy & Funny
  • CSA
    Cool Sweet Awesome
  • CSABR
    Continued Success And Best Regards
  • CSL
    Can't Stop Laughing
  • CSN
    Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
  • CT
    Can't Talk -or- Can't Text
  • CTA
    Call To Action
  • CTC
    Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
  • CTFD
    Calm The F*** Down
  • CTFO
    Come The F*** On
  • CTFU
    Cracking The F*** Up
  • CTMQ
    Chuckle To Myself Quietly
  • CTO
    Check This Out
  • CU
    See You -or- Cracking Up
  • CU46
    See You For Sex
  • CUA
    Clean Up Afterwards
  • CUATSC
    See You At The Senior Center
  • CUATU
    See You Around The Universe
  • CUL
    See You Later
  • CUL8R
    See You Later
  • CULA
    See You Later Alligator
  • CUNS
    See You In School
  • CUNT
    See You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text
  • CUOL
    See You OnLine
  • CUPL
    Couple
  • CUWTA
    Catch Up With The Acronyms
  • CUZ
    Because
  • CWOT
    Complete Waste Of Time
  • CWYL
    Chat With You Later
  • CX
    Cancelled
  • CxO
    Chief insert title here Officer
  • CY
    Calm Yourself
  • CYA
    Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
  • CYE
    Check your Email
  • CYL
    See You Later
  • CYM
    Check Your Mail
  • CYO
    See You Online
  • CYOH
    Create Your Own Happening
  • CYT
    See You Tomorrow
  • D
    Dad -or- it means the
  • D&M
    Deep & Meaningful
  • d/c
    disconnected
  • d00d
    dude, also seen as dood
  • D2D
    Developer-to-Developer or Day-to-Day
  • D8
    Date
  • da
    there
  • DAFUQ
    What the F***
  • DAMHIKT
    Don't Ask Me How I Know That
  • DARFC
    Ducking And Running For Cover
  • DBA
    Doing Business As
  • DBABAI
    Don't Be A Bitch About It
  • DBBSWF
    Dream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face
  • DBD
    Don't Be Dumb
  • DBEYR
    Don't Believe Everything You Read
  • DBMIB
    Don't Bother Me I'm Busy
  • DD
    Due Diligence
  • DDAS
    Don't Do Anything Stupid
  • DDG
    Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • DDSOS
    Different Day, Same Old Sh**
  • DDWI
    Don't Dick With It
  • def
    Definitely
  • DEGT
    Don't Even Go There
  • dem
    them
  • DENIAL
    Don't Even Notice I Am Lying
  • dese
    these
  • DETI
    Don't Even Think It
  • dewd
    dude
  • dey
    they
  • DF
    Dear Friend
  • DFIK
    Darn If I Know
  • DFLA
    Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
  • DFTBA
    Don't Forget To Be Awesome
  • DFU
    Don't F*** Up
  • DFWLY
    Don't Forget Who Loves You
  • DGA
    Don't Go Anywhere
  • DGAF
    Don't Give A F***
  • DGARA
    Don't Give A Rat's Ass
  • DGT
    Don't Go There
  • DGTG
    Don't Go There Girlfriend
  • DGYF
    Damn Girl You're Fine
  • DH
    Dear Husband
  • DHYB
    Don't Hold Your Breath
  • DIAF
    Die In A Fire
  • DIC
    Drunk In Charge
  • DIFBET
    it means what's the difference between
  • DIKU
    Do I Know You?
  • DILLIGAD
    Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
  • DILLIGAS
    Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
  • DINK
    Double Incomes, No Kids
  • DINO
    Democrat In Name Only
  • DINR
    Dinner
  • DIRFT
    Do It Right the First Time
  • DISTO
    Did I Say That Outloud?
  • DITR
    Dancing In The Rain
  • ditto
    same here
  • DITYID
    Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
  • DIY
    Do It Yourself
  • DJM
    Don't Judge Me
  • DK
    Don't Know
  • DKDC
    Don't Know Don't Care
  • DL
    Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
  • DLTBBB
    Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
  • DLTM
    Don't Lie To Me
  • DM
    Direct Message
  • DMI
    Don't Mention It
  • DNBL8
    Do Not Be Late
  • DNC
    Does Not Compute
  • DND
    Do Not Disturb
  • DNF
    Did Not Find
  • DNPMPL
    Damn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing
  • DNR
    Do Not Resuscitate
  • DOA
    Dead On Arrival
  • DOC
    Drug Of Choice
  • DOE
    Depends On Experience
  • DOEI
    Goodbye (in Dutch)
  • DOG
    Depend On God
  • doin
    it means doing
  • DORD
    Department Of Redundancy Department
  • DP
    Domestic Partner
  • dps
    Damage Per Second
  • DPUP
    Don't Poop Your Pants
  • DQMOT
    Don't Quote Me On This
  • DQYDJ
    Don't Quit Your Day Job
  • DRB
    Dirty Rat Bastard
  • DRCOWOTO
    Don't Really Care One Way Or The Other
  • DRIB
    Don't Read If Busy
  • DSL
    Digital Subscriber Line -or- Dick Sucking Lips
  • DSTR8
    Damn Straight
  • DTC
    Deep Throaty Chuckle
  • DTF
    Down To F***
  • DTK
    Down To Kill
  • DTRT
    Do The Right Thing
  • DUI
    Driving Under the Influence
  • DUM
    Do You Masturbate?
  • DUNA
    Don't Use No Acronyms
  • dunno
    i don't know
  • DUR
    Do You Remember
  • DURS
    Damn You Are Sexy
  • DUSL
    Do You Scream Loud?
  • DUST
    Did You See That?
  • DW
    Don't Worry
  • DW2H
    Don't Work Too Hard
  • DWB
    Don't Write Back
  • DWBH
    Don't Worry Be Happy
  • DWH
    During Work Hours
  • DWI
    Driving While Intoxicated
  • DWPKOTL
    Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
  • DWS
    Driving While Stupid
  • DWWWI
    Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
  • DWYM
    Does What You Mean
  • DYAC
    Damn You Auto Correct
  • DYFM
    Dude You Fascinate Me
  • DYHAB
    Do You Have A Boyfriend?
  • DYHAG
    Do You Have A Girlfriend
  • DYJHIW
    Don't You Just Hate It When...
  • DYLI
    Do You Love It?
  • DYOFDW
    Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
  • DYSTSOTT
    Did You See The Size Of That Thing
  • E123
    Easy as One, Two, Three
  • E2HO
    Each to His/Her Own
  • EABOS
    Eat A Bag Of Sh**
  • EADD
    Entrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder
  • EAK
    Eating at Keyboard
  • EAPFS
    Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
  • ED
    Erectile Dysfunction
  • EDM
    Electronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement
  • EE
    Electronic Emission
  • EE or EEs
    Employee -or- Employees
  • effin
    F***ing
  • EFT
    Electronic Funds Transfer
  • EG
    Evil Grin
  • EIP
    Eggo Is Preggo
  • EL
    Evil Laugh
  • ELOL
    Evil Laugh Out Loud
  • EM
    Excuse Me
  • EMA
    E-Mail Address
  • EMBM
    Early Morning Business Meeting
  • EMEA
    Europe, the Middle East, and Africa
  • EMFBI
    Excuse Me For Butting In
  • EMFJI
    Excuse Me For Jumping In
  • EMI
    Excuse My Ignorance
  • EML
    Email Me Later
  • EMP
    Eat My Pussy
  • EMRTW
    Evil Monkey's Rule The World
  • EMSG
    E-Mail Message
  • EOD
    End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
  • EOL
    End Of Life
  • EOM
    End Of Message
  • EOT
    End Of Thread/Text/Transmission
  • ESAD
    Eat Sh** And Die
  • ESADYFA
    Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
  • ESEMED
    Every Second Every Minute Every Day
  • ESFOAD
    Eat Sh** F***Off And Die
  • ESG
    Environmental, Social, Governance
  • ESH
    Experience, Strength, and Hope
  • ESMF
    Eat Sh** Mother F***er
  • ESO
    Equipment Smarter than Operator
  • ETA
    Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
  • ETLA
    ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
  • ETX
    End of TeXt
  • every1
    everyone
  • EVRE1
    Every One
  • EWI
    E-mailing While Intoxicated
  • EYD
    Enjoy Your Day
  • EYFD
    Enjoy Your F***ing Day
  • EZ
    Easy
  • F
    Friend
  • F/U
    it means to Follow Up
  • F2F
    Face-to-Face, a.k.a. face time
  • F2Fmail
    Face-to-Face mail
  • F2T
    Free To Talk
  • FAB
    Features Attributes Benefits
  • FAE
    Finally An Explanation
  • FAF
    Find A Friend
  • FAH
    F***ing A Hot
  • FAITH
    Forsaking All, I Trust In Him
  • FAP
    F***ing A Pissed
  • FAQL
    Frequently Asked Questions List
  • FASB
    Fast Ass Son Bitchii
  • FATM
    Foaming At The Mouth
  • FAV
    Favorite
  • FAWC
    For Anyone Who Cares
  • FAWOMFT
    Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
  • FAY
    F*** All Y'all
  • FB
    F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook
  • FBI
    F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
  • FBKS
    Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
  • FBOCD
    Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • FCFS
    First Come, First Served
  • FCOL
    For Crying Out Loud
  • FCS
    First Customer Ship
  • FDFF
    Falling Down F***ing Funny
  • FDGB
    Fall Down Go Boom
  • FE
    Fatal Error
  • FEAR
    Forget Everything And Run, Face Everything And Recover, False Evidence Appearing Real
  • FF
    Friends Forever
  • FF&PN
    Fresh Fields and Pastures New
  • FFA
    Free For All
  • FFS
    For F*** Sake
  • FFT
    Food For Thought
  • FGDAI
    Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
  • FIF
    F*** I'm Funny
  • FIFO
    First In, First Out
  • FIGJAM
    F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me
  • FIGMO
    F*** It Got My Orders
  • FIGS
    French, Italian, German, Spanish
  • FIIK
    F*** If I Know
  • FIL
    Father-In-Law
  • FILF
    Father I'd Like to F***
  • FILO
    First In Last Out
  • FILTH
    Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
  • FINE
    F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends
  • FIRE
    Financial Independence, Retire Early
  • FISH
    First in, Still Here
  • FITB
    Fill In The Blanks
  • FITYMI
    Fake It Til You Make It
  • FKM
    F*** 'Em
  • FLA
    Four Letter Acronym
  • FLOTUS
    First Lady Of The United States
  • FLUID
    F***ing Look it Up, I Did
  • FML
    F*** My Life
  • FMLTWIA
    F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
  • FMTYEWTK
    Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
  • FMUTA
    F*** Me Up The Ass
  • FNG
    F***ing New Guy
  • FO
    F*** Off
  • FOAD
    F*** Off And Die
  • FOAF
    Friend Of A Friend
  • FOAG
    F*** Off And Google
  • fob
    frequency operated button a.k.a. key fob
  • FOC
    Free of Charge
  • FOFL
    Falling on Floor Laughing
  • FOGC
    Fear Of Getting Caught
  • FOL
    Fond of Leather
  • FOLO
    Fear Of Losing Out -or- Fake pOLO shirt -or- Families Of Loved Ones
  • FOMC
    Fell Off My Chair
  • FOMCL
    Falling Off My Chair Laughing
  • FOMO
    Fear Of Missing Out
  • FOMOF
    Fear Of Missing Out on Football
  • FOOT
    F*** Off Over There -or- go away
  • FORD
    Found On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
  • FOS
    Full Of Sh**
  • FOUO
    For Official Use Only
  • FPO
    For Placement Only
  • FRED
    F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
  • FROG
    Fully Rely On God
  • FRZN
    it means freezing
  • FS
    For Sale
  • FSBO
    For Sale By Owner
  • FSR
    For Some Reason
  • FSU
    F*** Sh** Up
  • FTASB
    Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
  • FTBL
    Football
  • FTBOMH
    From The Bottom Of My Heart
  • FTC
    Failure To Communicate
  • FTE
    Full Time Employee
  • FTF
    F*** That's Funny, Face To Face, First To Find
  • FTFOI
    For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
  • FTL
    Faster Than Light
  • FTLOG
    For The Love Of God
  • FTN
    F*** That Noise
  • FTR
    For The Record
  • FTRF
    F*** That's Really Funny
  • FTTB
    For The Time Being
  • FTW
    For The Win -or- F*** The World
  • FU2
    F*** You Too
  • FUB
    Fat Ugly Bastard
  • FUBAR
    F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)
  • FUBARBUNDY
    F***ked Up Beyond All Recovery But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet
  • FUBB
    F***ed Up Beyond Belief
  • FUBYOYO
    F*** You Buddy You're On Your Own
  • FUD
    Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
  • FUJIMO
    F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
  • FUM
    F***ed Up Mess
  • FUMF
    Fat Ugly Mother F***er
  • FUPA
    Fat Upper Pussy Area
  • FURTB
    Filled Up and Ready To Burst
  • FUW
    F*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo
  • FWB
    Friends With Benefits
  • FWD
    Forward
  • FWIW
    For What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was
  • FWOT
    F***ing Waste Of Time
  • FYA
    For Your Amusement
  • FYC
    For Your Consideration
  • FYE
    For Your Edification
  • FYEO
    For Your Eyes Only
  • FYF
    From Your Friend
  • FYI
    For Your Information
  • FYIFV
    F*** You I'm Fully Vested
  • FYLTGE
    From Your Lips To Gods Ears
  • FYM
    For Your Misinformation
  • FYSBIGTBABN
    Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
  • G
    Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle -or- Goodbye
  • G1
    Good One
  • G2G
    Got to Go
  • G2GLYS
    Got To Go Love Ya So
  • G4I
    Go For It
  • G4N
    Good For Nothing
  • G9
    Genius
  • g98t
    good night
  • GA
    Go Ahead -or- Good Afternoon
  • GAB
    Getting A Beer
  • GAFA
    Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon
  • GAFL
    Get A F***ing Life
  • GAFYK
    Get Away From Your Keyboard
  • GAGFI
    Gives A Gay First Impression
  • GAHOY
    Get A Hold Of Yourself
  • GAL
    Get A Life
  • GALGAL
    Give A Little Get A Little
  • GALHER
    Get A Load of Her
  • GALHIM
    Get A Load of Him
  • GANB
    Getting Another Beer
  • GAP
    Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
  • GAS
    Got A Second?
  • gawd
    God
  • GB
    Good Bridge
  • GBG
    Great Big Grin
  • GBH
    Great Big Hug
  • GBTW
    Get Back To Work
  • GC
    Good Crib
  • GD&R
    Grinning, Ducking and Running
  • GD&RF
    Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
  • GDI
    God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
  • GDPR
    General Data Protection Regulation
  • GDW
    Grin, Duck and Wave
  • GF
    Girlfriend
  • GFE
    Good Faith Estimate -or- GirlFriend Experience
  • GFF
    Go F***ing Figure
  • GFI
    Go For It
  • GFN
    Gone For Now
  • GFON
    Good For One Night
  • GFR
    Grim File Reaper
  • GFTD
    Gone For The Day
  • GFTU
    Good For The Universe
  • GFY
    Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
  • GFYMF
    Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
  • GG
    Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
  • GGA
    Good Game All
  • GGGG
    God, God, God, God
  • GGN
    Gotta Go Now
  • GGOH
    Gotta Get Out of Here
  • GGP
    Gotta Go Pee
  • GGPBL
    Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  • GGY
    Go Google Yourself
  • GHM
    God Help Me
  • GI
    Google It
  • GIC
    Gift In Crib
  • GIDK
    Gee I Don't Know
  • GIGATT
    God Is Good All The Time
  • GIGO
    Garbage In, Garbage Out
  • GILF
    Grandmother I'd Like to F***
  • GIST
    Great Ideas for Starting Things
  • GIT
    Got It, Thanks
  • GIWIST
    Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
  • GJ
    Good Job
  • GJP
    Good Job Partner
  • GL
    Good Luck -or- Get Lost
  • GLA
    Good Luck All
  • GLAWD
    Good Luck And Well Done
  • GLB
    Good Looking Boy
  • GLBT
    Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
  • GLG
    Good Looking Girl
  • GLGH
    Good Luck and Good Hunting
  • GLYASDI
    God Loves You And So Do I
  • GM
    Good Morning -or- Good Move
  • GMAB
    Give Me A Break
  • GMAFB
    Give Me A F***ing Break
  • GMILY
    Good Morning I Love You
  • GMTA
    Great Minds Think Alike
  • GMTA ASDO
    Great Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours
  • GMTFT
    Great Minds Think For Themselves
  • GN
    Good Night
  • gn8
    good night
  • GNBLFY
    Got Nothing But Love For You
  • GNOC
    Get Naked On Cam
  • GNS
    GangNam Style
  • GNSD
    Good Night Sweet Dreams
  • GOAT
    Greatest Of All Time
  • GOB
    Game On B*tcheeez
  • GOI
    Get Over It
  • GOK
    God Only Knows
  • GOL
    Giggling Out Loud
  • GOLF
    Grateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends
  • GOOD job
    Get Out Of Debt job
  • GORK
    God Only Really Knows
  • GOS
    Gay Or Straight
  • GOSPEL
    God's Only Son Provides Eternal Life
  • GOTDPWYD
    Get Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving
  • GOTP
    Get/Getting On The Piss
  • GOWI
    Get On With It
  • GOYHH
    Get Off Your High Horse
  • GQMF
    Gentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er
  • GR&D
    Grinning Running & Ducking
  • GR2BR
    Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
  • GR8
    Great
  • GRACE
    God's Riches At Christ's Expense
  • GRAS
    Generally Recognized As Safe
  • gratz
    Congratulations
  • GROBR
    Good Riddance Of Bad Rubbish
  • grrlz
    girls, also seen as grrl
  • GRRR
    Growling
  • GSC
    Gimme Some Credit
  • GSOAS
    Go Sit On A Snake
  • GSOH
    Good Sense Of Humor
  • GSW
    Gun Shot Wound
  • GSYJDWURMNKH
    Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
  • GT
    Good Try
  • GTASC
    Going To A Strip Club
  • GTFO
    Get The F*** Out
  • GTFOOH
    Get The F*** Out Of Here
  • GTG
    Got To Go
  • GTGB
    Got To Go Bye
  • GTGP
    Got To Go Pee
  • GTH
    Go To Hell
  • GTK
    Good To Know
  • GTL
    Gym, Tan, Laundry
  • GTM
    Giggle To Myself
  • GTP
    Game Transfer Phenomenon
  • GTRM
    Going To Read Mail
  • GTS
    Google That Sh**
  • GTSY
    Glad To See You
  • GUD
    Geographically UnDesirable
  • guvment
    government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
  • GWI
    Get With It
  • GWOT
    Glorified Waste Of Time
  • GWS
    Get Well Soon
  • GYHOOYA
    Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
  • GYLABTW
    Get Your Lazy Ass Back To Work
  • GYPO
    Get Your Pants Off
  • H&K
    Hugs and Kisses
  • h/o
    Hold On
  • h/p
    Hold Please
  • H2CUS
    Hope To See You Soon
  • H2S
    Here To Stay
  • H4U
    Hot For You
  • H4XX0R
    Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
  • H9
    Husband in room
  • HADVD
    Have Advised
  • hag1
    have a good one
  • HAGD
    Have a Great Day
  • HAGN
    Have A Good Night
  • HAGO
    Have A Good One
  • hahaha
    it means laughing
  • HAK
    Hugs And Kisses
  • HAND
    Have a Nice Day
  • HAR
    Hit And Run
  • HAWTLW
    Hello And Welcome To Last Week
  • HAY
    How Are You?
  • HB
    Hurry Back
  • HBASTD
    Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
  • HBB
    Hip Beyond Belief
  • HBIB
    Hot But Inappropriate Boy
  • HBIC
    Head Bitch In Charge
  • HBO
    Helping a Brother Out
  • HBTU
    Happy Birthday To You
  • HBU
    How Bout You?
  • HCC
    Holy Computer Crap
  • HD
    Hold
  • HDGFS
    How Does Get F***ed Sound?
  • HEA
    Happily Ever After
  • HENRY
    High Earner, Not Rich Yet
  • HF
    Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
  • HHFO
    Hell Has Frozen Over
  • HHH
    Hip Hip Hooray
  • HHIS
    Hanging Head In Shame
  • HHO1/2K
    Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
  • HHOJ
    Ha Ha, Only Joking
  • HHOK
    Ha Ha, Only Kidding
  • HHOS
    Ha Ha, Only Serious
  • HHTYAY
    Happy Holidays To You And Yours
  • Hi 5
    High Five
  • HIG
    How's It Going?
  • HIH
    Hope It Helps
  • HIOOC
    Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
  • HIPPO
    Higher Income People's Personal Opinions
  • HITAKS
    Hang In There And Keep Smiling
  • HMFIC
    Head MOFO In Charge
  • HMFWICC
    Head MoFo What In Complete Charge
  • HMU
    Hit Me Up
  • HNTI
    How Nice That/This Is
  • HNTW
    How Nice That Was
  • HNY
    Happy New Year
  • HO
    Hang On -or- Hold On
  • HOHA
    HOllywood HAcker
  • HOIC
    Hold On, I'm Coming
  • HOT PIC
    Hot Picture, as in sexy or naked
  • howru
    How Are You
  • HOYEW
    Hanging On Your Every Word
  • HP
    Higher Power
  • HPOA
    Hot Piece Of Ass
  • HPPO
    Highest Paid Person in Office
  • HRCN
    it means hurricane
  • HSIAB
    Haven't Seen It All Before
  • HSIK
    How Should I Know
  • HT
    Hi There -or- Hat Tip
  • HTB
    Hang The Bastards
  • HTH
    Hope This (or That) Helps
  • HTNOTH
    Hit The Nail On The Head
  • HU
    Hook Up
  • HUA
    Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
  • HUD
    How You Doing?
  • HUGZ
    Hugs
  • huh
    what
  • HUYA
    Head Up Your Ass
  • HV
    Have
  • HWGA
    Here We Go Again
  • hx
    it means history -or- hospital
  • I 1-D-R
    I Wonder
  • I <3 I
    I Love It
  • I <3 U
    I Love You
  • i h8 it
    i hate it
  • I&I
    Intercourse & Inebriation
  • I-D-L
    Ideal
  • IAC
    In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
  • IAE
    In Any Event
  • IAGTKOM
    I Ain't Got That Kind Of Money
  • IAITS
    It's All In The Subject
  • IANAC
    I Am Not A Crook
  • IANADBIPOOTV
    I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
  • IANAE
    I Am Not An Expert
  • IANAL
    I Am Not A Lawyer
  • IANNNGC
    I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
  • IASAP4U
    I Always Say A Prayer For You
  • IAT
    I Am Tired
  • IAW
    I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
  • IAYM
    I Am Your Master
  • IBGYBG
    I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
  • IBIWISI
    I'll Believe It When I See It
  • IBK
    Idiot Behind Keyboard
  • IBRB
    I'll Be Right Back
  • IBT
    In Between Technology
  • IBTC
    Itty Bitty Titty Committee
  • IBTD
    I Beg To Differ
  • IBTL
    In Before The Lock
  • IC
    Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
  • ICBW
    I Could Be Wrong
  • ICBWICBM
    It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me
  • ICCL
    I Couldn't Care Less
  • ICIHICPCL
    I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
  • ICW
    I Can't Wait
  • ICWUM
    I See What You Mean
  • ICYC
    In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
  • ICYMI
    In Case You Missed It
  • ID
    IDentification
  • ID10T
    Idiot
  • IDC
    I Don't Care
  • IDEWTK
    I Don't Even Want To Know
  • IDGAD
    I Don't Give A Damn
  • IDGAF
    I Don't Give A F***
  • IDGARA
    I Don't Give A Rats Ass
  • IDGI
    I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
  • IDIFTL
    I Did It For The Lulz
  • IDK
    I Don't Know
  • IDK, my BFF Jill
    I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
  • IDKABTT
    I Don't Know About That
  • IDKY
    I Don't Know You
  • IDM
    It Doesn't Matter
  • IDRK
    I Don't Really Know
  • IDST
    I Didn't Say That
  • IDTA
    I Did That Already
  • IDTBBF
    I Deserve To Be Blown First
  • IDTS
    I Don't Think So
  • IDWTUB
    I Don't Want To Upset You But
  • IEF
    It's Esther's Fault
  • IF/IB
    In the Front -or- In the Back
  • IFAB
    I Found A Bug
  • IFH8TABX
    I F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks
  • IFU
    I F***ed Up
  • IGGP
    I Gotta Go Pee
  • IGTP
    I Get The Point
  • IGWS
    It Goes Without Saying
  • IGWST
    It Goes Without Saying That
  • IGYHTBT
    I Guess You Had To Be There
  • IHA
    I Hate Acronyms
  • IHAIM
    I Have Another Instant Message
  • IHNC
    I Have No Clue
  • IHNO
    I Have No Opinion
  • IHR
    Involuntary Hormonal Reaction
  • IHTFP
    I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
  • IHU
    I Hear You
  • IHY
    I Heart You -or- I Hate You
  • IIABDFI
    If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
  • IIIO
    Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
  • IIMAD
    If It Makes Any Difference
  • IINM
    If I'm Not Mistaken
  • IIR
    If I Remember -or- If I Recall
  • IIRC
    If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
  • IIT
    Is It Tight?
  • IITLYTO
    If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
  • IITM
    It's In The Mail
  • IITYWIMWYBMAD
    If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IITYWYBMAD
    If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
  • IIWII
    It Is What It Is
  • IIWM
    If It Were Me
  • IJ
    Inside Joke
  • IJPMP
    I Just Pissed My Pants
  • IJS
    I'm Just Saying...
  • IJWTK
    I Just Want To Know
  • IJWTS
    I Just Want To Say
  • IKALOPLT
    I Know A Lot Of People Like That
  • IKR
    I Know, Right?
  • IKWYM
    I Know What You Mean
  • IKYABWAI
    I Know You Are But What Am I?
  • ILA
    I Love Acronyms
  • ILBCNU
    I'll Be Seeing You
  • ILBCNUL8r
    I'll Be Seeing You Later
  • ILF/MD
    I Love Female/Male Dominance
  • ILI
    I Love It
  • ILICISCOMK
    I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
  • ILMJ
    I Love My Job
  • ILU
    I Love You
  • ILUAAF
    I Love You As A Friend
  • ILY
    I Love You
  • ILY2
    I Like/Love You Too
  • IM
    Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
  • IM2BZ2P
    I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
  • IMA
    I Might Add
  • IMAO
    In My Arrogant Opinion
  • IMCO
    In My Considered Opinion
  • IME
    In My Experience
  • IMEZRU
    I Am Easy, Are You?
  • IMFAO
    In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion
  • imfkd^
    I am f***ed up
  • IMGC
    I Might Get Caught
  • IMHEIUO
    In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
  • IMHIF
    I Move How I Feel
  • IMHO
    In My Humble Opinion
  • IMI
    I Mean It
  • IMJS
    I'M Just Saying
  • IMML
    I Make Myself Laugh
  • IMNERHO
    In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
  • IMNSHO
    In My Not So Humble Opinion
  • IMO
    In My Opinion
  • IMOO
    In My Own Opinion
  • IMOWHA
    I Made Out With Him/Her Anyway
  • IMPOV
    In My Point Of View
  • IMR
    I Mean Really
  • IMRU
    I Am, Are You?
  • IMS
    I Am Sorry
  • INBD
    It's No Big Deal
  • INCH
    I’m Never Coming Home
  • INMP
    It's Not My Problem
  • INNW
    If Not Now When?
  • INPO
    In No Particular Order
  • INUCOSM
    It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
  • IOH
    I'm Outta Here
  • ION
    Index Of Names
  • IONO
    I Don't Know
  • IOT
    In Order To
  • IOTTCO
    Intuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer
  • IOU
    I Owe You
  • IOUD
    Inside, Outside, Upside Down
  • IOW
    In Other Words
  • IPN
    I'm Posting Naked
  • IRL
    In Real Life
  • IRNCOT
    I'd Rather Not Comment On That
  • ISAGN
    I See A Great Need
  • ISH
    Insert Sarcasm Here
  • ISO
    In Search Of
  • ISS
    I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
  • ISSOYS
    I'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories
  • ISSYGTI
    I'm So Sure You Get The Idea
  • ISTM
    It Seems To Me
  • ISTR
    I Seem To Remember
  • ISWC
    If Stupid Were a Crime
  • ISWYM
    I See What You Mean
  • ISYALS
    I'll Send You A Letter Soon
  • ITA
    I Totally Agree
  • ITFA
    In The Final Analysis
  • ITIGBS
    I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
  • ITM
    In The Money
  • ITMA
    It's That Man Again
  • ITMFA
    Impeach The Mother F***er Already
  • ITS
    Intense Text Sex
  • ITS A D8
    It's A Date
  • ITSFWI
    If The Shoe Fits Wear It
  • IUM
    If You Must
  • IURI
    If You Are Interested
  • IWALU
    I Will Always Love You
  • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA
    I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
  • IWBNI
    It Would Be Nice If
  • IWFU
    I Wanna F*** You
  • IWIWU
    I Wish I Was You
  • IWSN
    I Want Sex Now
  • IYAM
    If You Ask Me
  • IYAOYAS
    If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
  • IYCSSNASDSAAA
    If You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All
  • IYD
    In Your Dreams
  • IYDMMA
    If You Don't Mind My Asking
  • IYFD
    In Your F***ing Dreams
  • IYFEG
    Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
  • IYKWIM
    If You Know What I Mean
  • IYKWIMAITYD
    If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  • IYNAEGBTM
    If You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me
  • IYO
    In Your Opinion
  • IYQ
    I Like You
  • IYSS
    If You Say So
  • IYSWIM
    If You See What I Mean
  • J/C
    Just Checking
  • J/J
    Just Joking
  • J/K
    Just Kidding
  • J/O
    Jerking Off
  • J/P
    Just Playing
  • J/W
    Just Wondering
  • J2LYK
    Just To Let You Know
  • J4F
    Just For Fun
  • J4G
    Just For Grins
  • J4T or JFT
    Just For Today
  • J5M
    Just Five Minutes
  • JAD
    Just Another Day
  • JAFO
    Just Another F***ing Onlooker
  • JAFS
    Just A F***ing Salesman
  • JAM
    Just A Minute
  • JAS
    Just A Second
  • JC
    Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
  • JDI
    Just Do It
  • JDMJ
    Just Doing My Job
  • Jealz
    Jealous
  • JEOMK
    Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
  • JFH
    Just F*** Her
  • JFI
    Just For Information
  • JGMB
    Just Google Me B*tch
  • JHO
    Just Helping Out
  • JHOM
    Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)
  • JHOMF
    Just Helping Out My Friend(s)
  • JIC
    Just In Case
  • JK
    Just Kidding
  • JLY
    Jesus Loves You
  • JM2C
    Just My 2 Cents
  • JMDTP30
    Join Me Down The Pub (in 30 mins)
  • JMO
    Just My Opinion
  • JOML
    Jesus On the Main Line
  • JOOTT
    Just One Of Those Things
  • JOY
    Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last
  • JP
    Just Playing
  • JS
    Just Saying
  • JSU
    Just Shut Up
  • JSYK
    Just So You Know
  • JT
    Just Teasing
  • JTLYK
    Just To Let You Know
  • JTOL
    Just Thinking Out Loud
  • JTOU
    Just Thinking Of You
  • JUADLAM
    Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
  • JW
    Just Wondering
  • K
    OK
  • KAB
    Kick Ass Bitch
  • KB
    Kick Butt
  • KBD
    Keyboard
  • KC
    Keep Cool
  • KCCO
    Keep Calm & Carry On
  • kewl
    it means cool
  • KFY -or- K4Y
    Kiss For You
  • KHYF
    Know How You Feel
  • KIA
    Killed In Action
  • KIBO
    Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
  • KIPPERS
    Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings
  • KIR
    Keep It Real
  • KISS
    Keep It Simple Stupid
  • KIT
    Keep In Touch
  • kitty
    it means pussy
  • KITY
    Keep It To Yourself
  • KK
    Kiss Kiss -or- OK
  • KKK
    it means "over" as in, waiting for your reply
  • KMA
    Kiss My Ass
  • KMBA
    Kiss My Black Ass
  • KMFHA
    Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
  • KMIM
    Keep Me In Mind
  • KMP
    Keep Me Posted
  • KMRIA
    Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
  • KMSLA
    Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
  • KMUF
    Kiss Me You Fool
  • KMWA
    Kiss My White Ass
  • KO
    Knocked Out
  • KOK
    Knock
  • KOTC
    Kiss On The Cheek
  • KOTL
    Kiss On The Lips
  • KPC
    Keeping Parents Clueless
  • KS
    Kill Stealer
  • kudt
    Dutch for f***ed up life
  • KUTGW
    Keep Up The Good Work
  • KWIM
    Know What I Mean?
  • KWSTA
    Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
  • KYBC
    Keep Your Bum Clean
  • KYFC
    Keep Your Fingers Crossed
  • KYNC
    Keep Your Nose Clean
  • KYPO
    Keep Your Pants On
  • KYSOTI
    Keep Your Stick On The Ice
  • L
    Laugh
  • L&R
    Love and Respect
  • L/M
    Left Message
  • L?^
    Let's hook up
  • L@U
    Laughing At You -or- Laughing About You
  • LABATYD
    Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
  • LAFW
    Listening (but) Away From Window
  • LAGNAF
    Lets All Get Naked And F***
  • LAOJ
    Laughing At Own Joke
  • LAQ
    Lame Ass Quote
  • LB?W/C
    Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
  • LBH
    Let's Be Honest
  • LBR and LGR
    Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
  • LBS
    Laughing But Serious
  • LBUG or LBIG
    Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
  • LD
    Long Distance -or- Later Dude
  • LDIMEDILLIGAF
    Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
  • LDR
    Long Distance Relationship
  • LDTTWA
    Let's Do The Time Warp Again
  • LF
    Let's F***
  • LFL
    Lady oF Leisure
  • LFTI
    Looking Forward To It
  • LFU
    Life"s F***ed Up
  • LG
    Life's Good -or- Long Gone
  • LGBT
    Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender
  • LGBTQ+
    Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer +
  • LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP
    Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous
  • LGMAS
    Lord Give Me A Sign
  • LH
    Laughing Hysterically
  • LH6
    Let’s Have Sex
  • LHK
    Love Hugs Kisses
  • LHM
    Lord Have Mercy
  • LHO
    Laughing Head Off
  • LHOS
    Lets Have Online Sex
  • LHSO
    Let's Have Sex Online
  • LHU
    Let's Hook Up
  • LIB
    Lying In Bed
  • LIFO
    Last In, First Out
  • LIG
    Let It Go -or- Life Is Good
  • LINS
    Laugh, I Nearly Shat
  • LIR
    Let It Rest
  • LIS
    Laughing In Silence
  • LJBF
    Let's Just Be Friends
  • LKITR
    Little Kid In The Room
  • LL
    Livin' Large
  • LLAP
    Live Long and Prosper
  • LLOM
    Like Leno on Meth
  • LLT
    Looks Like Trouble
  • LLTA
    Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
  • LLY
    Licking Love You
  • LM46
    Let's Meet For Sex
  • LM4a~##zzzz>
    Let's Meet For A Joint
  • LMAO
    Laughing My Ass Off
  • LMBAO
    Laughing My Black Ass Off
  • LMBPO
    Laughing My Booty Pop Off
  • LMFAO
    Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
  • LMHO
    Laughing My Head Off
  • LMIRL
    Let's Meet In Real Life
  • LMK
    Let Me Know
  • LMKHTWOFY
    Let Me Know How That Works Out For You
  • LMOA
    Left a Message On your Answering machine
  • LMP
    Lick My Pussy
  • LMS
    Like My Status -or- Learning Management System - or Lick My Sack
  • LMSO
    Laughing My Socks Off
  • LMTA
    Like Minds Think Alike
  • LMTC
    Left a Message To Contact
  • LMTCB
    Left Message To Call Back
  • lo
    it means hello
  • LOB
    Lying On Bed
  • LOGO
    Language Of Graphics Oriented
  • LOK
    Lots Of Kisses
  • LOL
    Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor
  • LOL WUSS
    Laugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound
  • LOLA
    Laugh Out Loud Again
  • LOLPMP
    Laugh Out Loud Peed My Pants
  • LOLROTF&ICGU
    Laughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up
  • LOLZ
    Lots Of Laughs
  • LOMBARD
    Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
  • LOML
    Love Of My Life
  • LONH
    Lights On, Nobody Home
  • LOOL
    Laughing Outrageously Out Loud
  • LOOMM
    Laughing Out Of My Mind
  • LOPSOD
    Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
  • LORE
    Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
  • LOU
    Laughing Over You
  • LOVE
    Lots Of Voluntary Effort
  • LPC
    Lead Pipe Cinch
  • LPOS
    Lazy Piece Of Sh**
  • LRF
    Little Rubber Feet
  • LSB
    Life Sucks Balls
  • LSHITIPAL
    Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
  • LSHMBH
    Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
  • LSV
    Language, Sex, Violence
  • LTF
    Lick The Floor
  • LTHTT
    Laughing Too Hard To Type
  • LTIC
    Laughing 'Til I Cry
  • LTIO
    Laughing Til I Orgasm
  • LTM
    Laughing To Myself
  • LTNS
    Long Time No See
  • LTNT
    Long Time, No Type
  • LTR
    Long Term Relationship
  • LTRP
    Long Term Relationship Pussy
  • LTS
    Laughing to Self
  • LTTIC
    Look The Teacher Is Coming
  • LU
    Locked Up
  • LuK
    it means good luck
  • LULU
    Locally Undesireable Land Use
  • lulz
    laughs or LulzSec
  • LUMTP
    Love You More Than Pie
  • LUMU
    Love You Miss You
  • LUMUMI
    Love You Miss You Mean It
  • luser
    loser
  • LUSM
    Love You So Much
  • luv
    it means love
  • LWR
    Launch When Ready
  • LWU
    Laughing With You
  • LWYS
    Look What You Started
  • LY
    Love You
  • LY4E
    Love You Forever
  • LYA
    Love You All
  • LYB
    Love You Babe
  • LYCYLBB
    Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
  • LYKYAMY
    Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
  • LYL
    Love You Lots
  • LYLAB
    Love You Like a Brother
  • LYLAS
    Love You Like A Sister
  • LYLB
    Love You Later Bye
  • LYMI
    Love You, Mean It
  • LYSOUAQ
    Learn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit
  • LYSYB
    Love Ya, See Ya, Bye
  • LYWAMH
    Love You With All My Heart
  • M
    Mom
  • M2NY
    Me Too, Not Yet
  • M4C
    Meet for Coffee
  • M4M
    Men for Men -or- Male for Male
  • m4w
    men for women
  • M8 or M8s
    Mate -or- Mates
  • MA
    Mature Audience
  • MAGA
    Make America Great Again
  • MAMIL
    Middle Aged Men In Lycra
  • MAYA
    Most Advanced Yet Accessible
  • MB
    Message Board
  • MBN
    Must Be Nice
  • MBRFN
    Must Be Real F***ing Nice
  • MCM
    Man Crush Monday
  • MD
    Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director
  • MDR
    Mort De Rire
  • MEGO
    My Eyes Glaze Over
  • meh
    Who cares, whatever
  • MEJR
    My Eyes Just Rolled
  • MERP
    Modestly Enlightened Rich People
  • MF
    My Friend
  • MFD
    Multi-Function Device
  • MfG
    Mit freundlichen Gruessen
  • MFIC
    Mother F***er In Charge
  • MFRC
    My Fingers Are Crossed
  • MFWIC
    Mother F***er Who's In Charge
  • MHBFY
    My Heart Bleeds For You
  • mhhm
    uh huh -or- yeah
  • MHOTY
    My Hat's Off To You
  • MHYF
    Move How You Feel
  • MIA
    Missing In Action
  • MIH
    Make It Happen
  • MIHAP
    May I Have Your Attention Please
  • MIL
    Mother-In-Law
  • MILF
    Mother I'd Like to F***
  • MINS
    Minutes
  • MIRL
    Meet In Real Life
  • MITIN
    More Info Than I Needed
  • MKOP
    My Kind Of Place
  • MLA
    Multiple Letter Acronym
  • MLAS
    My Lips Are Sealed
  • mlm
    giving the digital middle finger
  • MLYLT
    Me Love You Long Time
  • MM
    Market Maker -or- Merry Meet
  • MMHA2U
    My Most Humble Apologies To You
  • mmk
    mmm ok
  • MML
    Made Me Laugh
  • MMYT
    Mail Me Your Thoughts
  • MO
    Move On
  • mob
    it means mobile
  • MOF
    Matter Of Fact
  • MOFO
    Mother F***er
  • MOMPL
    MOMent PLease
  • MOOC
    Massive Open Online Course
  • MOOS
    Member Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOP
    MOment Please
  • MorF
    Male or Female
  • MOS
    Mom Over Shoulder
  • MOSS
    Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MOT
    Member Of the Tribe
  • MOTAS
    Member Of The Appropriate Sex
  • MOTD
    Message Of The Day
  • MOTOS
    Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
  • MOTSS
    Member(s) Of The Same Sex
  • MPFB
    My Personal F*** Buddy
  • MRA
    Moving Right Along
  • MRM
    Men's Rights Movement
  • MRPH
    Mail the Right Place for Help
  • MSG
    Message
  • MSM
    Main Stream Media -or- Men who Sleep with Men
  • MSMD
    Monkey See Monkey Do
  • MSNUW
    Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
  • MSTA
    Must See To Appreciate
  • MSTM
    Makes Sense To Me
  • MT
    empty -or- Modified Tweet
  • MTBF
    Mean Time Before Failure
  • MTF
    More To Follow
  • MTFBWY
    May The Force Be With You
  • MTLA
    My True Love Always
  • MTMMFBWY
    May the Micky Mouse Force Be With You
  • MTSBWY
    May The Schwartz Be With You
  • MTSITN
    More Than Ships In The Night
  • MU
    Miss You
  • MUAH or MWAH
    The sound of a kiss
  • MUBAR
    Messed up Beyond All Recognition
  • MUSL
    Missing You Sh** Loads
  • MUSM
    Miss You So Much
  • MVA
    Motor Vehicle Accident
  • MVA no PI
    Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
  • MVA w/PI
    Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
  • mvto
    it means thank you
  • MWBRL
    More Will Be Revealed Later
  • MWS
    My Wife Says
  • MYL
    Mind Your Language
  • MYOB
    Mind Your Own Business
  • MYT
    Meet You There
  • N
    No -or- And
  • N pic
    Nice picture
  • N-A-Y-L
    In A While
  • N/A
    Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
  • N/M
    Nothing Much
  • N/T
    No Text
  • N1
    Nice One
  • N2M
    Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
  • N2MJCHBU
    Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
  • NA
    Nice Ass
  • NAB
    Not A Blonde
  • NADT
    Not A Damn Thing
  • NAGB
    Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
  • NAGI
    Not A Good Idea
  • NAK
    Nursing At Keyboard
  • NALOPKT
    Not A Lot Of People Know That
  • NAMAILU
    Not As Much As I Love You
  • NASCAR
    Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
  • NATC
    Not A Text Conversation
  • natch
    Naturally
  • NATO
    No Action, Talk Only
  • NAVY
    Never Again Volunteer Yourself
  • NAZ
    Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
  • NB
    Nota Bene
  • NB4T
    Not Before Time
  • NBD
    No Big Deal
  • NBFAB
    Not Bad For A Beginner
  • NBFABS
    Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
  • NBG
    No Bloody Good
  • NBIF
    No Basis In Fact
  • NBLFY
    Nothing But Love For You
  • NBS
    No Bull Sh**
  • NC
    Nice Crib
  • NCG
    New College Graduate
  • ND
    No Date
  • NDN
    Indian
  • ne
    Any
  • ne-wayz
    anyways
  • ne1
    Anyone
  • ne14kfc
    anyone for KFC?
  • ne1er
    anyone here?
  • Ne2H
    Need To Have
  • NEET
    Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
  • NESEC
    Any Second
  • NEV
    Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
  • NEWS
    North, East, West, South
  • NFBSK
    Not For British School Kids
  • NFC
    Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
  • NFE
    No F***ing Excuses
  • NFF
    No F***ing Fair
  • NFG
    Not F***ing Good
  • NFI
    No F***ing Idea
  • NFS
    Need For Sex -or- Network File System
  • NFW
    No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
  • NG
    New Game
  • NGB
    Nearly Good Bridge
  • NGH
    Not Gonna Happen
  • NH
    Nice Hand
  • NHOH
    Never Heard Of Him/Her
  • NI
    Not Interested
  • NI4NI
    An Eye For An Eye
  • NICE
    Nonsense In Crappy Existence
  • NIDL
    Not Interested, DisLike
  • NIFOC
    Nude In Front Of The Computer
  • NIGYYSOB
    Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
  • NIH
    Not Invented Here
  • NIM
    No Internal Message
  • NIMBY
    Not In My Back Yard
  • NIMJD
    Not In My Job Description
  • NIMQ
    Not In My Queue
  • NIMY
    Never In A Million Years
  • NINJA
    No Income, No Job nor Assets
  • NINO
    Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
  • NISM
    Need I Say More
  • NITL
    Not In This Lifetime
  • NIYWFD
    Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
  • NJAPF
    Not Just Another Pretty Face
  • NLL
    Nice Little Lady
  • NLTBRO
    Not Likely To Be Run Over
  • NM
    Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move
  • nm, u
    not much, you?
  • NME
    Enemy
  • NMH
    Not Much Here
  • NMHJC
    Not Much Here, Just Chilling
  • NMM
    #NoMakeupMonday
  • NMP
    Not My Problem -or- Not My President
  • NMTE
    Now More Than Ever
  • NMU
    Not Much, You?
  • NN
    Not Now -or- Need
  • NNCIMINTFZ
    Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
  • NNR
    Need Not Respond
  • nnsh
    night night sweet heart
  • NNWW
    Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
  • NO
    Not Online
  • no praw
    no problem
  • no1
    it means no one
  • NOA
    Not Online Anymore
  • NOFI
    No OFfence Intended
  • noob
    also seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet
  • NOS
    New Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales
  • NOY
    Not Online Yet
  • NOYB
    None Of Your Business
  • NP
    No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
  • NQA
    No Questions Asked
  • NQOCD
    Not Quite Our Class Dear
  • NR
    Nice Roll
  • NRG
    Energy
  • NRN
    No Reply Necessary
  • NS
    Nice Set -or- No Show
  • NSA
    No Strings Attached
  • NSB
    Not Sure But
  • NSFW
    Not Safe For Work
  • NSS
    No Sh** Sherlock
  • NSTLC
    Need Some Tender Loving Care
  • NTA
    Not This Again
  • NTABOM
    Now That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • NTB
    Not Too Bright
  • NTBM
    Not To Be Missed
  • NTBN
    No Text Back Needed
  • nth
    nothing
  • NTIM
    Not That It Matters
  • NTIMM
    Not That It Matters Much
  • NTK
    Nice To Know
  • NTL
    nonetheless
  • NTM
    Not That Much
  • NTMU
    Nice To Meet You
  • NTTAWWT
    Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
  • NTW
    Not To Worry
  • NTYMI
    Now That You Mention It
  • NUB
    New person to a site or game
  • NUFF
    Enough
  • NVM
    NeVer Mind
  • NVNG
    Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
  • NW
    No Way
  • NWAL
    Nerd Without A Life
  • NWOT
    New WithOut Tags
  • NWR
    Not Work Related
  • NWT
    New With Tags
  • NYC
    Not Your Concern
  • NYCFS
    New York City Finger Salute
  • O
    Opponent -or- Over -or- Or
  • OAO
    Over And Out
  • OATUS
    On A Totally Unrelated Subject
  • OAUS
    On An Unrelated Subject
  • OB
    Obligatory
  • OBE
    Overcome By Events
  • OBO
    Or Best Offer
  • OBTW
    Oh By The Way
  • OBX
    Old Battle Axe
  • OC
    Original Character -or- Own Character
  • OCD
    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
  • ODTAA
    One Damn Thing After Another
  • OF
    Old Fart
  • OFAP
    Old Fart At Play
  • ofc
    of course
  • OG
    Original Gangsta
  • OIC
    Oh, I See
  • OICU812
    Oh I See, You Ate One Too
  • OIRWIS
    Oh I Remember What I Said
  • OK
    okay -or- ok -or- k -or- all correct
  • OL
    Old Lady
  • OLL
    OnLine Love
  • OLN
    OnLine Netiquette
  • OLO
    Only Laughed Once
  • OM
    Old Man
  • OMB
    Oh My Buddha
  • OMDB
    Over My Dead Body
  • OME
    Oh My Evolution
  • OMFG
    Oh My F***ing God
  • OMG
    Oh My God
  • OMIK
    Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
  • OML
    Oh My Lord
  • OMMA
    Oh My Aching Ass
  • OMW
    On My Way -or- Oh My Word
  • OMWT
    On My Way Too
  • ONID
    Oh No I Didn't
  • ONNA
    Oh No, Not Again
  • ONNTA
    Oh No, Not This Again
  • ONUD
    Oh No You Didn't
  • OO
    Over and Out
  • OOAK
    One Of A Kind
  • OOC
    Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
  • OOF
    Out Of Facility
  • OOI
    Out Of Interest
  • OOO
    Out Of Office -or- Out Of Commission
  • OOS
    Out Of Stock
  • OOT
    Out Of Touch
  • OOTB
    Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
  • OOTC
    Obligatory On Topic Comment
  • OSIF
    Oh Sh** I Forgot
  • OSINTOT
    Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
  • OST
    On Second Thought
  • OT
    Off Topic
  • OTASOIC
    Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
  • OTC
    Over The Counter
  • OTF
    On The Floor -or- On The Fone
  • OTH
    Off The Hook
  • OTL
    Out To Lunch
  • OTOH
    On The Other Hand
  • OTP
    On The Phone
  • OTS
    On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf
  • OTT
    Over The Top
  • OTTOMH
    Off The Top Of My Head
  • OTW
    Off The Wall -or- Otherwise
  • OUSU
    Oh You Shut Up
  • ova
    it means over
  • OWTTE
    Or Words To That Effect
  • OZ
    Australia
  • P
    Partner
  • P&C
    Private & Confidential
  • P-ZA
    Pizza
  • P/U
    Pick Up
  • P2C2E
    Process Too Complicated Too Explain
  • P2U4URAQTP
    Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
  • P3r50n
    it means person
  • P911
    Parent Alert
  • PA
    Parent Alert
  • PAC
    Political Action Committee
  • PAL
    Parents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love
  • PANS
    Pretty Awesome New Stuff
  • PAW
    Parents Are Watching
  • PAX
    Passengers
  • PB
    Potty Break
  • PBB
    Parent Behind Back
  • PBEM
    Play By EMail
  • PBIAB
    Pay Back Is A Bitch
  • PBJ
    Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
  • PC
    Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
  • PCM
    Please Call Me
  • PCMCIA
    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • PD
    Public Domain
  • PDA
    Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
  • PDOMA
    Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
  • PDQ
    Pretty Darn Quick
  • PDS
    Please Don't Shout
  • PEBCAC
    Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
  • PEBCAK
    Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
  • PEEP
    People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
  • peeps
    people
  • pen15
    it stands for penis
  • PFA
    Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
  • PFC
    Pretty F***ing Cold
  • PFM
    Pure F***ing Magic
  • phat
    Pretty Hot And Tempting
  • PHB
    Pointy Haired Boss
  • PHS
    Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
  • PIAPS
    Pig In A Pant Suit
  • PIBKAC
    Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
  • PICNIC
    Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
  • PIF
    Paid In Full
  • PIMP
    Peeing In My Pants
  • PIMPL
    Peeing In My Pants Laughing
  • PIN
    Person In Need -or- Personal Identification Number
  • PIR
    Parent In Room
  • PITA
    Pain In The Ass
  • PITMEMBOAM
    Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
  • pix
    pictures -or- photos
  • PLO
    Peace, Love, Out
  • PLOKTA
    Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
  • PLOS
    Parents Looking Over Shoulder
  • PLS
    Please
  • PLU
    People Like Us
  • PLUR
    Peace, Love, Unity, Respect
  • PLZ
    Please
  • PM
    Personal Message -or- Private Message
  • PMBI
    Pardon My Butting In
  • PMF
    Pardon My French
  • PMFJI
    Pardon Me For Jumping In
  • PMHT
    Pardon My HashTag a.k.a. #PMHT
  • PMIGBOM
    Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
  • PMJI
    Pardon My Jumping In
  • PML
    Pissing Myself Laughing
  • PMN
    Picking My Nose
  • PMP
    Peeing My Pants
  • PMSL
    Pissed MySelf Laughing
  • PNATMBC
    Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
  • PNATTMBTC
    Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain
  • PNCAH
    Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
  • PND
    Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
  • PO
    Piss Off
  • po-mo
    post-modern
  • POAHF
    Put On A Happy Face
  • POAK
    Passed Out At Keyboard
  • POETS
    Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
  • POMS
    Parent Over My Shoulder
  • PONA
    Person Of No Account
  • POP
    Photo On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol
  • POS
    Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
  • POSC
    Piece Of Sh** Computer
  • POSSLQ
    Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
  • POTATO
    Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
  • POTS
    Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
  • POTUS
    President of the United States
  • POV
    Point Of View
  • PP
    Personal Problem
  • PPL
    People -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead
  • PPPPPPP or 7P
    Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
  • pron
    porn
  • PRT
    Partial ReTweet -or- Party
  • PRW
    Parents Are Watching
  • PS
    Post Script
  • PSA
    Public Service Announcement
  • PSE
    Porn Star Experience
  • PSO
    Product Superior to Operator
  • PTAT
    People Talking About This
  • PTH
    Prime Tanning Hours
  • PTL
    Praise The Lord
  • PTMM
    Please Tell Me More
  • PTOYED
    Please Turn Off Your Electronic Devices
  • PTP
    Pardon The Pun
  • PTPOP
    Pat The Pissed Off Primate
  • PU
    That Stinks
  • PUH
    Personal Umbrella Handler
  • PUSH
    Praying Until Something Happens
  • puter
    computer
  • PVP
    Player Versus Player
  • pw
    password
  • PWAS
    Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
  • PWCB
    Person Will Call Back
  • pwms
    playing with myself
  • pwn
    own
  • pwnt
    owned
  • PWOMS
    Parent Watching Over My Shoulder
  • PWP
    Plot, What Plot?
  • PYFB
    Pay Your F***ing Bill
  • PYOP
    Pray Your Own Prayer
  • Q
    Queue -or- Question
  • Q2C
    Quick To Cum
  • Q416
    it means: Quarter 4 in 2016
  • QC
    Quality Control
  • QFT
    Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
  • qix
    it means quick
  • QL
    Quit Laughing
  • QLS
    Reply
  • QOTD
    Quote Of The Day
  • QQ
    Quick Question -or- Cry More
  • QS
    Quit Scrolling
  • QT
    Cutie -or- Quiet
  • QYB
    Quit Your Bitching
  • r
    are
  • r u da?
    Are you there?
  • r u goin?
    Are you going?
  • r u there?
    Are you there?
  • R&D
    Research & Development
  • R&R
    Rest & Relaxation
  • RAEBNC
    Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
  • RAF
    Random As F***
  • RAFO
    Read And Find Out
  • RAT
    Remotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool
  • RB@Ya
    Right Back at Ya
  • RBAY
    Right Back At You
  • RBF
    Referencing Bitch Face
  • RBTL
    Read Between The Lines
  • RBU
    Rainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns
  • RC
    Remote Control
  • RCI
    Rectal Cranial Inversion
  • RDV
    Reader's Digest Version
  • RE
    Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
  • REHI
    Hi Again
  • RESO
    Reservation
  • RFD
    Request For Discussion
  • RFP
    Request For Proposal
  • RFR
    Really F***ing Rich
  • RFS
    Really F***ing Soon
  • rgds
    it means regards
  • RGR
    Roger
  • RHIP
    Rank Has Its Privileges
  • RHK
    RoundHouse Kick
  • RI&W
    Read It And Weep
  • RIMJS
    Really I'M Just Saying
  • RINO
    Republican In Name Only
  • RIP
    Rest In Peace, a.k.a. big RIP
  • RIYL
    Recommended If You Like
  • RKBA
    Right to Keep and Bear Arms
  • RL
    Real Life
  • RLCO
    Real Life Conference
  • RLF
    Real Life Friend
  • RM
    Remake
  • RMB
    Rings My Bell
  • RMETTH
    Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
  • RMLB
    Read My Lips Baby
  • RMMA
    Reading My Mind Again
  • RMMM
    Read My Mail Man
  • RN
    Right Now
  • RNN
    Reply Not Necessary
  • RNY
    it means rainy
  • ROFL
    Rolling On Floor Laughing
  • ROFLMAO
    Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROFLMAOASTC
    Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
  • ROFLOL
    Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROR
    Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
  • ROTFL
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing
  • ROTFLMAO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTFLMFAO
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
  • ROTFLOL
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROTGL
    Rolling On The Ground Laughing
  • ROTGLMAO
    Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTM
    Right On The Money
  • RPG
    Role Playing Games
  • RRQ
    Return Receipt reQuested
  • RRR
    haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
  • RSN
    Real Soon Now
  • RSVP
    Repondez S'il Vous Plait
  • RT
    Real Time -or- ReTweet
  • RTA
    Road Traffic Accident
  • RTB
    Returning To Base
  • RTBM
    Read The Bloody Manual
  • RTBS
    Reason To Be Single
  • RTFAQ
    Read The FAQ
  • RTFF
    Read The F***ing FAQ
  • RTFM
    Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTFQ
    Read The F***ing Question
  • RTH
    Release The Hounds
  • RTK
    Return To Keyboard
  • RTM or RTFM
    Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
  • RTS
    Read The Screen
  • RTSM
    Read The Silly Manual
  • RTSS
    Read The Screen Stupid
  • RTTSD
    Right Thing To Say Dude
  • RTWFQ
    Read The Whole F***ing Question
  • RU
    Are You?
  • RU/18
    Are You Over 18?
  • RUFKM
    Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
  • RUH
    Are You Horny?
  • RUMCYMHMD
    Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
  • RUMORF
    Are You Male OR Female?
  • RUNTS
    Are You Nuts?
  • RUOK
    Are You OK?
  • RUS
    Are You Serious?
  • RUSOS
    Are You SOS (in trouble)?
  • RUT
    Are You There?
  • RUUP4IT
    Are You Up For It?
  • RU\\18
    Are You Under 18?
  • RX
    Regards
  • RYFM
    Read Your Friendly Manual
  • RYO
    Roll Your Own
  • RYS
    Read Your Screen
  • S
    Smile
  • S2R
    Send To Receive
  • S2U
    Same To You
  • S3<==8
    screwed in the ass
  • S4B
    Sh** for Brains
  • S4L
    Spam For Life
  • SADAD
    Suck A Dick And Die
  • SAHM
    Stay At Home Mom
  • SAIA
    Stupid Asses In Action
  • SANM
    Starting A New Message
  • SAPFU
    Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
  • SB
    Stand By
  • SBI
    Sorry 'Bout It
  • SBTA
    Sorry, Being Thick Again
  • SBUG
    Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
  • SC
    Stay Cool
  • SCNR
    Sorry, Could Not Resist
  • SCOTUS
    Supreme Court Of The United States
  • SCUICHT
    So Coked Up I Can Hardly Type
  • SDC
    Saturday (or Sunday) Drinking Club
  • SDFB
    Smoke Dope F*** B*tches
  • SDK
    Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
  • sec
    wait a second
  • SED
    Said Enough Darling
  • SEG
    Sh** Eating Grin
  • SEP
    Somebody Else's Problem
  • SETE
    Smiling Ear To Ear
  • SEWAG
    Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
  • SEX
    Sun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex
  • SF
    Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
  • SFAIAA
    So Far As I Am Aware
  • SFB
    Sh** For Brains
  • SFETE
    Smiling From Ear To Ear
  • SFLA
    Stupid Four Letter Acronym
  • SFP
    Sorry For Partying
  • SFTTM
    Stop F***ing Talking To Me
  • SFX
    Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
  • SGTM
    Sounds Good To Me
  • SH
    Sh** Happens
  • SHB
    Should Have Been
  • shhh
    quiet
  • SHID
    Slap Head In Disgust
  • SHIT
    Sugar Honey Ice Tea
  • SHMILY
    See How Much I Love You
  • SHT
    it means so hot
  • SHTF
    Sh** Hits The Fan
  • SHWASLOMF
    Sitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face
  • SIA
    Say It Again
  • SIC
    Spelling Is Correct
  • SICL
    Sitting In Chair Laughing
  • SICS
    Sitting In Chair Snickering
  • SII
    Seriously Impaired Imagination
  • SIL
    Sister-In-Law
  • SIN
    Stop It Now
  • SIP
    Skiing In Powder
  • SIRD
    Sorry, Incorrect Recipient, Disregard
  • SIT
    Stay In Touch
  • SITCOM
    Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
  • SITD
    Still In The Dark
  • SITUBI
    Say It Til You Believe It
  • SIUP
    Suck It Up Pussy
  • SIUYA
    Shove It Up Your Ass
  • SIY
    Search Inside Yourself
  • SJ
    Strong Jaws
  • sk8er
    skater
  • sk8r
    skater
  • Sknkr
    Skincare
  • SL
    Second Life
  • SLAP
    Sounds Like A Plan -or- Speak Like A Person
  • SLAW
    Sounds Like A Winner
  • SLIRK
    Smart Little Rich Kid
  • SLM
    See Last Mail
  • SLOM
    Sticking Leeches On Myself
  • SLT
    Something Like That
  • SM
    Senior Moment
  • sm1
    it means someone
  • SMAIM
    Send Me An Instant Message
  • SMAO
    Sweating My Ass Off
  • SMART
    Self-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology
  • SMB
    Suck My Balls
  • SMD
    Suck My Dick
  • SME
    Subject Matter Expert
  • SMEM
    Send Me E-Mail
  • SMH
    Shaking My Head
  • SMILF
    Single Mother I'd Like to Fuck
  • SMIM
    Send Me an Instant Message
  • SMIZE
    Smile With Your Eyes
  • SMOP
    Small Matter of Programming
  • smt
    something
  • SN
    Side Note
  • SNAFU
    Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
  • SNAG
    Sensitive New Age Guy
  • SNERT
    Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  • SNIF
    Simple Nice Index File
  • SNL
    Same Night Lay
  • SNNSHWRS
    it means sun showers
  • SNNY
    it means sunny
  • SO
    Significant Other
  • SOB
    Son Of a B*tch
  • SOBT
    Stressed Out Big Time
  • SODDI
    Some Other Dude Did It
  • SOE
    Start Of Exams
  • SOGOP
    Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
  • SOH
    Sense Of Humor
  • SOHF
    Sense Of Humor Failure
  • SOHO
    Small Office Home Office
  • SOI
    Self Owning Idiot
  • SOIAR
    Sit On It And Rotate
  • SoIC
    So I See
  • sok
    it's ok
  • SOL
    Sh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later
  • solomo
    Social, Local, Mobile
  • some1
    someone
  • SOMF
    Sit On My Face
  • SOMY
    Sick Of Me Yet
  • SOOYA
    Snake Out Of Your Ass
  • SOP
    Standard Operating Procedure
  • SorG
    Straight or Gay
  • SOS
    Same Old Sh** -or- help
  • SOSAD
    Same Old Song And Dance
  • SOT
    Short On Time
  • SOTMG
    Short On Time, Must Go
  • SOW
    Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
  • soz
    Sorry
  • SPAT
    Some People Are Trains
  • spk
    it means speak
  • SPOC
    Single Point Of Contact
  • SRLB
    Spoiled Rotten Little Brat
  • SRO
    Standing Room Only
  • SROI
    Social Return On Investment
  • srsly
    seriously
  • sry
    it means sorry
  • SSA
    Ass Backwards
  • SSC
    Super Sexy Cute
  • SSDD
    Same Sh** Different Day
  • SSEWBA
    Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
  • SSIA
    Subject Says It All
  • STA
    Short Term Attitude
  • STARS
    Sorry, Thank you, Action, Recover, Share
  • STBX
    Soon To Be Ex
  • STBY
    Sucks To Be You
  • STD
    Seal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do
  • STEM
    Science, Technology, Engineering, Math
  • STFU
    Shut The F*** Up
  • STFW
    Search The F***ing Web
  • sth
    something
  • STHU
    Shut The Hell Up
  • STM
    Spank The Monkey
  • STML
    Short Term Memory Loss
  • STPPYNOZGTW
    Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
  • STR8
    Straight
  • STS
    So To Speak
  • STST
    Sweet Tea SweeTie
  • STW
    Search The Web
  • STYS
    Speak To You Soon
  • SU
    Shut Up
  • SUAC
    Sh** Up A Creek
  • SUAKM
    Shut Up And Kiss Me
  • SUB
    Shut Up Bitch
  • SUFI
    Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
  • SUFID
    Screwing Up Face In Disgust
  • SUL
    Snooze You Lose
  • sup
    what's up?
  • sux
    sucks
  • SUYF
    Shut Up You Fool
  • SWAG
    Scientific Wild Ass Guess, SoftWare And Giveaways, Stuff We All Get
  • SWAK
    Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
  • SWALBCAKWS
    Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
  • SWALK
    Sealed With A Loving Kiss
  • SWDYT
    So What Do You Think?
  • sweet<3
    sweetheart
  • SWF
    Single White Female
  • SWIM
    See What I Mean?
  • SWIS
    See What I'm Saying
  • SWIT
    Sit and Sweat
  • SWL
    Screaming With Laughter
  • SWMBO
    She Who Must Be Obeyed
  • SWOT
    Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats
  • SWU
    So What's Up
  • SxE
    Straight Edge
  • SYK
    So You Know
  • SYL
    See You Later
  • SYS
    See You Soon
  • SYT
    See You Tomorrow
  • s^
    what's up?
  • T&C
    Terms & Conditions
  • t+
    it means think positive
  • t2go
    Time to Go
  • T2UL
    Talk To You Later
  • T2UT
    Talk To You Tomorrow
  • T@YL
    Talk At You Later
  • TA
    Thanks Again
  • TABOM
    That's A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • TABOOMA
    Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
  • TAF
    That's All, Folks
  • TAFN
    That's All For Now
  • TAH
    Take A Hike
  • TAHITMOTS
    There's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea
  • TAKS
    That's A Knee Slapper
  • TAM
    Thanks A Million
  • TANJ
    There Ain't No Justice
  • TANSIT
    There's A New Sheriff In Town
  • TANSTAAFL
    There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
  • TAP
    Take A Pill
  • TARFU
    Things Are Really F***ed Up
  • TAS
    Taking A Shower
  • TAW
    Teachers Are Watching
  • TAYN
    Thinking About You Now
  • TB
    Titty Bar
  • TBA
    To Be Advised
  • TBC
    To Be Continued
  • TBD
    To Be Determined
  • TBE
    Thick Between Ears
  • TBH
    To Be Honest
  • TBIU
    The Bitch Is Ugly
  • TBT
    Throwback Thursday
  • TBU
    Thinking 'Bout You
  • TBYB
    Try Before You Buy
  • TC
    Take Care
  • TCB
    Trouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business
  • TCK
    Third Culture Kid
  • TCOB
    Taking Care Of Business
  • TCOY
    Take Care Of Yourself
  • TD&H
    Tall, Dark and Handsome
  • TDM
    Too Darn Many
  • TDTM
    Talk Dirty To Me
  • TEOTWAWKI
    The End Of The World As We Know It
  • TF
    Too Funny
  • TFDS
    That's For Darn Sure
  • TFH
    Thread From Hell
  • TFLMS
    Thanks For Letting Me Share
  • TFM
    Thanks From Me
  • TFMIU
    The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
  • TFN
    Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
  • TFS
    Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
  • TFTC
    Thanks For The Cache
  • TFTHAOT
    Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
  • TFTT
    Thanks For The Thought
  • TFTU
    Thanks For The Update
  • TFW
    That Feeling When
  • TFX
    Traffic
  • TFYS
    The F*** You Say
  • TG4A
    Thank God For Acronyms
  • TGAL
    Think Globally, Act Locally
  • TGGTG
    That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
  • TGIF
    Thank God It's Friday
  • THX or TX or THKS
    Thanks
  • TIA
    Thanks In Advance
  • TIAIL
    Think I Am In Love
  • TIC
    Tongue In Cheek
  • TIGAS
    Think I Give A Sh**
  • TILF
    Teacher I'd Like to F***
  • TILII
    Tell It Like It Is
  • TIME
    Tears In My Eyes
  • TINGTES
    There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
  • TINWIS
    That Is Not What I Said
  • TISC
    This Is So Cool
  • TISL
    This Is So Lame
  • TISNC
    This Is So Not Cool
  • TISNF
    That Is So Not Fair
  • TISNT
    That Is So Not True
  • TJBNJ
    This Job Beats No Job
  • TK
    To Come
  • TKO
    Technical Knock Out
  • TKU4UK
    Thank You For Your Kindness
  • tl;dr
    too long; didn't read
  • TLA
    Three Letter Acronym
  • TLC
    Tender Loving Care
  • TLGO
    The List Goes On
  • TLITBC
    That's Life In The Big City
  • TLK2UL8R
    Talk To You Later
  • TM
    Trust Me
  • TMA
    Too Many Acronyms
  • TMALSS
    To Make A Long Story Short
  • TMI
    Too Much Information
  • TMSAISTI
    That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It
  • TMSGO
    Too Much Sh** Going On
  • TMTOWTDI
    There's More Than One Way To Do It
  • TMTT
    Too Much To Type
  • TNA
    Temporarily Not Available
  • TNC
    Tongue In Cheek
  • TNLN
    Took Nothing, Left Nothing
  • TNO
    Tell No One
  • TNT
    Til Next Time
  • TNTL
    Trying Not To Laugh
  • TNX
    Thanks
  • to go nookleer
    to explode
  • TOBAL
    There Oughta Be A Law
  • TOBG
    This Oughta Be Good
  • TOM
    Tomorrow
  • TOMTB
    Taking Off My Training Bra
  • TOON
    short for cartoon
  • TOPCA
    Til Our Paths Cross Again
  • TOT
    Tons Of Time
  • TOY
    Thinking Of You
  • TP
    Team Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper
  • TPC
    The Phone Company
  • TPIYP
    To Put In Your Prayers
  • TPS
    That's Pretty Stupid
  • TPT
    Trailor Park Trash
  • TPTB
    The Powers That Be
  • TQM
    Total Quality Management
  • TRAM
    The Rest Are Mine
  • TRDMC
    Tears Running Down My Cheeks
  • tripdub
    it means www
  • TRNDO
    it means tornado
  • troo
    true
  • TRP
    Television Rating Points
  • TS
    Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
  • TSB
    Tall, Sexy, Beautiful
  • TSH
    Too Stinkin' Hot
  • TSIA
    This Says It All
  • TSIF
    Thank Science It's Friday
  • TSNF
    That's So Not Fair
  • TSOB
    Tough Son Of a B*tch
  • TSR
    Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
  • TSRA
    Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
  • TSTB
    The Sooner, The Better
  • TSTL
    To Stupid To Live
  • TT
    Big Tease
  • TTA
    Tap That Ass
  • TTBOMK
    To The Best Of My Knowledge
  • TTFN
    Ta Ta For Now
  • TTG
    Time to Go
  • TTIOT
    The Truth Is Out There
  • TTKSF
    Trying To Keep a Straight Face
  • TTMF
    Ta Ta MOFO
  • TTS
    Text To Speech
  • TTT
    That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
  • TTTH
    Talk To The Hand
  • TTTHTFAL
    Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
  • TTTKA
    Time To Totally Kick Ass
  • TTTT
    To Tell The Truth
  • TTUL
    Talk To You Later
  • TTYAWFN
    Talk To You A While From Now
  • TTYIAF
    Talk/Type To You In A Few
  • TTYL
    Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
  • TTYL8R
    Talk To You Later
  • TTYOB
    Tend To Your Own Business
  • TTYS
    Talk To You Soon
  • TTYT
    Talk To You Tomorrow
  • TU
    Toes Up (as in dead)
  • TVM4YEM
    Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
  • TWD
    Texting While Driving
  • TWHAB
    This Won't Hurt A Bit
  • TWHE
    The Walls Have Ears
  • TWIMC
    To Whom It May Concern
  • TWIT
    That's What I Thought
  • TWITA
    That's What I'm Talking About
  • TWIWI
    That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
  • TWSS
    That's What She Said
  • TWTR
    Twitter
  • TWU
    That's What's Up
  • TXS
    Thanks
  • TXT
    Text
  • TXT IM
    Text Instant Message
  • TXT MSG
    text message
  • TY
    Thank You
  • TYCLO
    Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
  • TYG
    There You Go -or- Thank You God
  • TYL
    Text You Later -or- Thank You Lord
  • TYVM
    Thank You Very Much
  • u
    You
  • u up
    are you up?
  • U-L
    You Will
  • U2
    You Too
  • u4e
    Yours ForEver
  • u8
    you ate?
  • UBS
    Unique Buying State
  • UCWAP
    Up a Creek Without A Paddle
  • UDH82BME
    You'd Hate To Be Me
  • UDM
    You're the Man
  • UFN
    Until Further Notice
  • UFUF
    You F***, You Fix
  • UG2BK
    You've Got To Be Kidding
  • UGC
    User-Generated Content
  • UGFSU
    Your Girlfriend's Ugly
  • UGTR
    You Got That Right
  • UMK
    You Must Know
  • UNF
    Universal Noise of Fucking
  • UNOIT
    You Know It
  • unPC
    unPolitically Correct
  • UNT
    Until Next Time
  • UNTCO
    You Need To Chill Out
  • UOK
    Are You OK?
  • UPOD
    Under Promise Over Deliver
  • ur
    you are
  • UR2K
    You Are Too Kind
  • URAPITA
    You Are A Pain In The Ass
  • URSAI
    You Are Such An Idiot
  • URW
    You Are Welcome
  • URWS
    You Are Wise
  • URYY4M
    You Are Too Wise For Me
  • URZ
    yours
  • USC
    Up Sh** Creek
  • USCWAP
    Up Sh** Creek Without A Paddle
  • USP
    Unique Selling Proposition
  • UTM
    You Tell Me
  • UV
    Unpleasant Visual
  • UWIWU
    You Wish I Was You
  • UWM
    You Want Me
  • UX
    User eXperience
  • V
    Very
  • VBG
    Very Big Grin
  • VBMG
    Very Big Mischievous Grin
  • VBS
    Very Big Smile
  • VC
    Venture Capital
  • VCDA
    Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
  • VEG
    Very Evil Grin
  • VFM
    Value For Money
  • VGN
    Vegan -or- Vegetarian
  • VIM
    Very Important Member
  • VIP
    Very Important Person
  • VIV
    Very Important Visitor
  • VM
    Voice Mail
  • VRBS
    Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
  • VSF
    Very Sad Face
  • VWD
    Very Well Done
  • VWP
    Very Well Played
  • W
    With -or- Working
  • w wult
    what would you like to talk about
  • w's^
    what's up?
  • W/
    With
  • W/E
    Weekend
  • W/O
    Without
  • w/r/t
    with regard to
  • w00t
    We Own the Other Team
  • w4m
    women for men
  • W8
    Wait
  • W9
    Wife in room
  • W@
    What?
  • WABI
    What A Bright Idea
  • WABOC
    What A Bunch Of Crap
  • WABOM
    What A Bunch Of Malarkey
  • WACI
    What A Cool Idea
  • WAD
    Without A Doubt
  • WADI
    What A Dumb Idea
  • WADR
    With All Due Respect
  • WAEF
    When All Else Fails
  • WAFB
    What A F***ing Bitch
  • WAFM
    What A F***ing Mess
  • WAFS
    Warm And Fuzzies
  • WAFU
    What A F*** Up
  • WAG
    Wild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends
  • WAGS
    Wives And Girlfriends of Sports stars
  • WAI
    What An Idiot
  • WAK
    What A Kiss
  • WAMBAM
    Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
  • wan2
    it means want to
  • WAS
    What A Slut
  • WATI
    What A Terrible Idea
  • WATN
    Where Are They Now
  • WAW
    Waiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore
  • WAWI
    What A Wonderful Idea
  • WAYD
    What Are You Doing?
  • WAYN
    Where Are You Now?
  • WB
    Welcome Back -or- Write Back
  • WBS
    Write Back Soon
  • WBU
    What 'Bout You?
  • WC
    Who Cares -or- Water Closet
  • WCA
    Who Cares Anyway
  • wckd
    it means wicked
  • WCMTSU
    We Can't Make This Sh** Up
  • WCW
    Woman Crush Wednesday
  • WD
    Well Done
  • WDALYIC
    Who Died And Left You In Charge?
  • WDDD
    Woopie Doo Da Dey
  • WDR
    With Due Respect
  • WDT
    Who Does That?
  • WDYM
    What Do You Mean?
  • WDYMBT
    What Do You Mean By That?
  • WDYS
    What Did You Say?
  • WDYT
    What Do You Think?
  • WE
    Whatever
  • WEG
    Wicked Evil Grin
  • wenja
    it means when do you
  • werja
    it means where do you
  • werru
    it means where are you
  • werubn
    it means where have you been
  • WETSU
    We Eat This Sh** Up
  • WF
    Way Fun
  • WFM
    Works For Me
  • WG
    Wicked Grin
  • WGAFF
    Who Gives A Flying F***
  • WGMGD
    What Get's Measured Get's Done
  • WHYDTM
    What Have You Done To Me?
  • WIBAMU
    Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
  • WIBNI
    Wouldn't It Be Nice If
  • WIIFM
    What's In It For Me
  • WIIFY
    What's In It For You
  • WIIWII
    Well It Is What It Is
  • WILB
    Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing
  • WILCO
    Will Comply
  • WIM
    Woe Is Me
  • WIP
    Work In Process
  • wirld
    world
  • WISP
    Winning Is So Pleasureable
  • WIT
    Wordsmith In Training
  • WITFITS
    What In The F*** Is This Sh**
  • WITW
    What In The World
  • WIU
    Wrap It Up
  • wk
    it means week
  • wkewl
    way cool
  • wknd
    it means weekend
  • WLMIRL
    Would Like to Meet In Real Life
  • WLU
    Wicked, Love You
  • WLU2
    Wicked, Love You Too
  • WMHGB
    Where Many Have Gone Before
  • WMMOWS
    Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
  • WMPL
    Wet My Pants Laughing
  • WNDY
    it means windy
  • WNOHGB
    Where No One Has Gone Before
  • WOA
    Work Of Art
  • WOG
    Wise Old Guy
  • WOM
    Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse
  • WOMBAT
    Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
  • WoMoBiJo
    Working Mother with a Big Job
  • WOOF
    Well Off Older Folks
  • woot
    We Own the Other Team
  • WOP
    With Out Papers
  • word
    it means cool, a.k.a. word up
  • WOT
    Waste Of Time or- it means what
  • WOTAM
    Waste Of Time And Money
  • WOTD
    Word Of The Day
  • WP
    Well Played
  • WRM
    it means warm
  • WRT
    With Regard To -or- With Respect To
  • wru
    where are you?
  • WRUD
    What Are You Doing?
  • WRUDATM
    What Are You Doing At The Moment?
  • WSU
    What Say You?
  • WT
    Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
  • WTAS
    Wanna Take A Shower?
  • WTB
    Want To Buy
  • WTDB
    What's The Difference Between
  • WTF
    What The F***
  • WTFDYJS
    What The F*** Did You Just Say?
  • WTFGDA
    Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
  • WTFH
    What The F***ing Hell
  • WTFWYCM
    Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
  • WTFYTT
    Who The F*** You Talking To
  • WTG
    Way To Go
  • WTG4a\\%/
    Want To Go For A Drink
  • WTGP
    Want To Go Private?
  • WTH
    What The Heck
  • WTHIN
    What The Hell Is Next
  • WTHOW
    White Trash Headline Of the Week
  • WTMC
    What The Mother C***
  • WTMI
    Way Too Much Information
  • WTN
    What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
  • WTS
    Want To Sell
  • WTSDS
    Where The Sun Don't Shine
  • WTSHTF
    When The Sh** Hits The Fan
  • WTTM
    Without Thinking Too Much
  • WU
    What's Up
  • WUF
    Where You From
  • WUWH
    Wish You Were Here
  • WUWHIMA
    Wish You Were Here In My Arms
  • wuz
    was
  • wuz4dina
    What's for dinner?
  • wuzup
    what's up?
  • WWJD
    What Would Jesus Do?
  • WWNO
    Walker Wheels Need Oil
  • WWSD
    What Would Satan Do?
  • WWW
    World Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong
  • WWY
    Where Were You?
  • WX
    Weather
  • WYCM
    Will You Call Me?
  • WYD
    What You Doing?
  • WYFM
    Would You F*** Me?
  • WYGISWYPF
    What You Get Is What You Pay For
  • WYM
    What do You Mean?
  • wymyn
    women
  • WYP
    What's Your Problem?
  • WYRN
    What's Your Real Name?
  • WYS
    Whatever You Say
  • WYSILOB
    What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
  • WYSIWYG
    What You See Is What You Get
  • WYSLPG
    What You See Looks Pretty Good
  • WYT
    Whatever You Think
  • WYTB
    Wish You The Best
  • WYW
    Wish You Well
  • WYWH
    Wish You Were Here
  • X
    it means times
  • X-I-10
    Exciting
  • XLNT
    Excellent
  • XME
    Excuse Me
  • XOXO
    Hugs and Kisses
  • XOXOZZZ
    Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams
  • XQZT
    Exquisite
  • XTC
    Ecstasy
  • XXCC
    Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug
  • Y
    Why? -or- Yes
  • YA
    Yet Another -or- You -or- Your
  • YA yaya
    Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
  • YABA
    Yet Another Bloody Acronym
  • YACC
    Yet Another Calendar Company
  • YAF
    Young Angry Female
  • YAFIYGI
    You Asked For It You Got It
  • YAHOO
    You Always Have Other Options
  • YAJWD
    You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
  • YAOTM
    Yet Another Off Topic Message
  • YARBWYR
    You're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are
  • YATFM
    You Are Too F***ing Much
  • YATI
    You're A Total Idiot
  • YAUN
    Yet Another Unix Nerd
  • YB
    You B*tch
  • YBF
    You've Been F***ed
  • YBS
    You'll Be Sorry
  • YBY
    Yeah Baby Yeah
  • YBYSA
    You Bet Your Sweet Ass
  • YCMTSU
    You Can't Make This Sh** Up
  • YCMU
    You Crack Me Up
  • YCT
    Your Comment To
  • YDKM
    You Don't Know Me
  • YEPPIES
    Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
  • YF
    Wife
  • YGBK
    You Gotta Be Kidding
  • YGBSM
    You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
  • YGLT
    You're Gonna Love This
  • YGM
    You've Got Mail
  • YGTBK
    You've Got To Be Kidding
  • YGWYPF
    You Get What You Pay For
  • YHM
    You Have Mail
  • YIC
    Yours In Christ
  • YIMBY
    Yes In My Back Yard
  • YIU
    Yes, I Understand
  • YIWGP
    Yes, I Will Go Private
  • YKW
    You Know What?
  • YKWIM
    You Know What I Mean
  • YLH
    Your Loving Husband
  • YLLO
    You Lie Like Obama
  • YLW
    Your Loving Wife
  • YM
    Your Mother
  • YMAK
    You May Already Know
  • YMAL
    You Might Also Like
  • YMBKM
    You Must Be Kidding Me
  • YMMD
    You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day
  • YMMV
    Your Mileage May Vary
  • YMYBNYCSII
    You Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It
  • YNGBT
    You're Not Gonna Believe This
  • YNK
    You Never Know
  • YOLO
    You Only Live Once
  • Yooper
    someone from U.P.
  • YOYO
    You're On Your Own
  • YR
    Yeah Right -or- you -or- your
  • YRYOCC
    You're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock
  • YS
    You Stinker
  • YSAN
    You're Such A Nerd
  • ysdiw8
    why should i wait?
  • YSIC
    Why Should I Care?
  • YSK
    You Should Know
  • YSYD
    Yeah, Sure You Do
  • YTB
    You're The Best
  • YTRNW
    Yeah That's Right, Now What?
  • YTTM
    You Talk Too Much
  • YTTT
    You Telling The Truth?
  • YTTWROOMM
    You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth
  • YUMPI
    Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot
  • YUPPIES
    Young Urban Professionals
  • YVW
    You're Very Welcome
  • YW
    You're Welcome
  • YWIA
    You're Welcome In Advance
  • YY4U
    Too Wise For You
  • YYSSW
    Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
  • Z
    it means said
  • zerg
    To gang up on someone
  • ZMG or ZOMG
    Oh My God
  • ZZZ
    Sleeping, Bored, Tired
  • \M/
    Heavy Metal Music
  • ^5
    High Five
  • ^RUP^
    Read Up Please
  • ^URS
    Up Yours

NetLingo List of Chat Acronyms & Text Shorthand

Acronyms have always been an integral part of computer culture, and they have since spawned a new language on the Internet. Commonly thought of as a series of letters that make up a 'word' there is a distinction between acronyms and shorthand.

Online enthusiasts are learning that shorthand are in fact called acronyms, but this is incorrect. The difference between acronyms and shorthand is that with acronyms, you pronounce the letters as a new word (for example, 'FUBAR' is pronounced 'foo-bar' and 'RADAR' is pronounced 'ray-dar'). In contrast, shorthand pronunciations are like an initialism (a set of initials) in which you say the letters one-by-one (for example, 'ESP' is an initialism for 'extra sensory perception' whereas 'esp. is an abbreviation for especially). The online practice is to refer to shorthand, initialisms, or abbreviations as acronyms.

The majority of the expressions you see above are not acronyms, but rather shorthand used while text messaging or IMing. There are several terms to describe different kinds of jargon including anacronym, backronym, weather acronyms, city acronyms, leetspeak and textonyms. BTW: If you ever see someone TYPING AN ENTIRE SENTENCE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS that means SHOUTING! It is not proper netiquette to TYPE IN ALL CAPS (even in email), in fact, it's annoying. People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF, unless you're using an acronym or shorthand.

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