(pronounced: ass-ee-cons)

A funny take on emoticons, "assicons" (like boobiecons) involve another body part. Known as straight-on smileys (because unlike the traditional smiley, you don't have to tilt your head to see it). Believe it or not, these icons are a form of ASCII art. Here are some examples:

 )*(    an asshole

(_!_)  a regular ass

(__!__)  a fat ass

(!)  a tight ass

(_._)  a flat ass

(_*_)  a sore ass loser

(_o_)  an ass that's been around

(_O_)  an ass that's been around even more

(_?_)  a dumb ass

(_o^^o_)  a wise ass

(_e=mC2_)  a smart ass

(_13_)  an unlucky ass

(_1/2_) half-assed

( Y )  a butt

(_$_)  money coming out of his/her ass

(_#_)  taking an ass pounding

(_x_)  kiss my ass

There's also the boobiecons...2QT!

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