assicons

(pronounced: ass-ee-cons)

A funny take on emoticons, "assicons" (like boobiecons) involve another body part. Known as straight-on smileys (because unlike the traditional smiley, you don't have to tilt your head to see it). Believe it or not, these icons are a form of ASCII art. Here are some examples:

)*( an asshole

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_*_) a sore ass loser

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_?_) a dumb ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_e=mC2_) a smart ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass