Whether you're eating your own dog food at work or double geeking at home, you've got to grok the NetLingo Top 50 Funniest Terms Used in the Online World, it includes terms like angry garden salad, cornea gumbo, and wallhumper.
Compiled by Erin Jansen, founder of NetLingo.com, the funny online terms are hilarious and the best part is actually hearing them in use! Here's a favorite joke:
"The linguistics professor was explaining to his class that there were languages on this earth where a positive and a negative was always positive, some where this was always negative, and some where a double negative was in fact a positive, but that there was no language on earth where a double positive was a negative. To which a student at the back of the class called out, "Yeah right!"