January 01, 2012

Exquisite

The name given to a revolutionary new medical technique which surgically alters a patient's thumbs to better use handheld devices. Case in point: A Colorado man (who is considered a big guy) had a hard time using the features on ever-shrinking user interfaces like his iPhone, that is until he "whittled" his thumbs down.

Doctors explain that this is turning plastic surgery from something people use in service of vanity, to a real tool for improving workplace efficiency. The procedure involves making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails (see also: fat finger).

January 02, 2012

Slang for a drug dealer's car that's been retrofitted with James Bond-style auto hacks such as elaborate hidden compartments, gun stashes, booby traps, and rear halogen lights to blind pursuing law enforcement.

January 03, 2012

Text To Speech

January 04, 2012

Stay In Touch

January 05, 2012

Slang for an organism that can live in conditions of heat, radiation, or toxicity normally considered inhospitable to life.

January 06, 2012

Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

January 07, 2012

Bye Bye Be Good

January 08, 2012

Nudge

January 09, 2012

Can't Remember Sh**

January 10, 2012

You Have Mail

January 12, 2012

Way Fun

January 13, 2012

Did You See That?

January 14, 2012

Left a Message On your Answering machine

January 15, 2012

All We Need Is Another Chair

January 20, 2012

Senior Moment

January 23, 2012

Byte Me

January 25, 2012

Don't Use No Acronyms

January 28, 2012

But Seriously, Folks

January 29, 2012

Take A Hike

January 31, 2012

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